Very real and important news! Disregard today's date!
[h2]Inquisitors![/h2]
The time has come for something truly revolutionary: we are introducing a full overhaul of the base game mechanics!
In the new "Imperial Titan Boogaloo™" update, you will no longer have to depend on your fragile body - instead, you can rely on your trusty Imperial Titan to cleanse the Chaos-infested Caligari Sector, and can finally purge the unclean without ever even breaking a sweat!
You are very welcome!
[h3]FAQ[/h3]

[h2]The Emperor Protects![/h2]
The time has come for something truly revolutionary: we are introducing a full overhaul of the base game mechanics!
In the new "Imperial Titan Boogaloo™" update, you will no longer have to depend on your fragile body - instead, you can rely on your trusty Imperial Titan to cleanse the Chaos-infested Caligari Sector, and can finally purge the unclean without ever even breaking a sweat!
You are very welcome!
[h3]FAQ[/h3]
- Has anyone asked for this?
- No.
- No.
- Does this make any sense?
- Also no.
- Also no.
- Imperial Titans?
Yes.

[h2]The Emperor Protects![/h2]