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"Stop sh*tting your pants" says Helldivers 2 boss as it hits 500,000 players

Being the parent of a four-month old child, I deal with a lot of shitty underwear (or, more specifically, diapers) every day. But I didn't expect to have to deal with them at work, too. However, Arrowhead Studios CEO Shams Jorjani has jumped back onto an old Helldivers 2 meme, telling players to "stop shitting your pants" as the game launches on Xbox. Over half a million Helldivers jumped into the game yesterday, all with the sole aim of bringing democracy to every corner of the galaxy - nothing to do with the satisfying sound that the bugs make when they pop, I swear.


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Dust Devils Premium Warbond coming to HELLDIVERS 2 on September 4!

[p]Uncharted territory? Unknown risks? Unimaginable threats? Sounds like our kinda expedition.[/p][p]
Trailer:[/p][previewyoutube][/previewyoutube][p][/p][p]We now have the technology to storm into The Gloom on a glorious voyage of virtuous vengeance with the Dust Devils Premium Warbond – deploying to the Destroyer’s Acquisition’s Panel for today, tomorrow, and all your days of Super Earth service.[/p][p][/p][p]The mysterious Gloom spore clouds hide the vile alien wastelands of the Terminid plague; a galaxy-wide infestation swarming across peaceful star systems, and they are now ripe for swatting and stomping into extinction.
[/p][p][/p][p]Explore and exterminate everything in your way in cavernous caves and underground lairs teeming with bug-eyed beasts, craven creepy crawlies, and mutated monsters. This may be their home but make it their graveyard.
[/p][p]Purge these planets, Helldivers, and extract every last resource to help fuel a brighter, safer tomorrow for Super Earth and all proud patriotic citizens.
[/p][p][/p][p]Incinerate bugs in the heat of the AR-2 Coyote assault rifle’s incendiary rounds; skewer your target with the heavy duty S-11 Speargun; and serve our enemies their fruity five-a-day with the explosive G-7 Pineapple cluster grenade.[/p][p][/p][p]Launch long-range justice to the face of your freedom-hating foes with the MS-11 Solo Silo Stratagem; and set the field ablaze in the flames of liberty with the EAT-700 Expendable Napalm launcher Stratagem.

[/p][p]Survive the brutal elements with all-new armour sets and capes; and give your Shuttle, Hellpod, FRV, and exosuit a venomous overhaul with the Rattlesnake patterns.[/p][p][/p][p]For some, this will be a one-way trip… but history always remembers the first.
[/p][p]We named you the Dust Devils for a reason. So, go raise some hell.
[/p][p]Warbond includes:[/p]
  • [p]AR-2 Coyote assault rifle.[/p]
  • [p]S-11 Speargun.[/p]
  • [p]G-7 Pineapple.[/p]
  • [p]MS-11 Solo Silo Stratagem.[/p]
  • [p]EAT-700 Expendable Napalm Stratagem.[/p]
  • [p]DS-42 Federation’s Blade, and DS-191 Scorpion armour sets with Desert Stormer passive ability.[/p]
  • [p]Windswept Wayfinder, and Rightful Occupier capes and cards.[/p]
  • [p]Raider’s Cheer emote.[/p]
  • [p]Burier of Heads player title.[/p]
  • [p]Rattlesnake patterns for the Shuttle, Hellpod, FRV, and exosuit.
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[p] The Dust Devils Premium Warbond releases on September 4![/p][p][/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]Requires base game, paid purchase of Super Credits, and game progression to unlock. [/p]

Helldivers 2 will send you deep underground in the next major update on September 2

As if the Halo ODST crossover for Helldivers 2 wasn't enough, now we're actually going underground too on Terminid Hive Worlds.

Read the full article here: https://www.gamingonlinux.com/2025/08/helldivers-2-will-send-you-deep-underground-in-the-next-major-update-on-september-2/

Helldivers 2 от Sony вышла на Xbox Series X|S

Кооперативный шутер Helldivers 2 добрался до Xbox Series X|S. Разработчики Arrowhead Studios с подачи Sony разрешили перенести своё творение на консоли Microsoft. Версией для Xbox Series X|S занималась Nixxes Software, ранее отметившаяся несколькими портами издательства на ПК.

Out very soon, Helldivers 2's giant Terminid caving update is a feast of nods to Aliens and Dune, plus dragons

Helldivers 2's homaging of Starship Troopers and/or parodying of real-life fascist interventionalism continues with Into the Unjust, a sizeable game update that will take you out to the Terminid Hive Worlds for a spot of cave combat. According to multiple geographers interviewed by RPS, caves are located underground. That's going to cause problems if, for example, your entire military strategy depends on being able to call in air support whenever you choose. The same geographers also allege that caves are dark. That's going to cause problems if you like to see the things you're shooting at.


Helldivers 2 Into the Unjust launches 2nd September, and why read the rest of this evidently stupid news piece when you can just watch this seven minute "deep dive" (comedy whoopee cushion sound effect)?

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