WARSIM COMMUNITY CHALLENGE - JESTER JOKES

What a difficult choice, so many entries and so many great ones at that! It was a tough one but ultimately we gave it to Gebratene Indomie. Gebratene selected 'Warsim' as their prize (good choice!) and chose Jester jokes as the theme for todays competition. Congratulations once again Gebratene!



Come up with some jokes you might hear from a jester in Warsim's wacky fantasy world, generally these jokes should be shorter rather than long stories. Here's a few we've got at the moment:

* Two Dwarves walk into a bar, and well... that's it
* What do you call a knight that always says yes? ...Sir Tanley
* What do you call a knight that's up to no good? ...Sir Spicious
* What do you call a fat knight? ...Sir Cumference
* What did the Adventurer say to the Cursed Turnip man? ...Begone foul beet!
* Halflings are living proof that the gods have a sense of humor
* An elf and a man walk into a bar, the dwarf walks under it
* What do you call a goblin with an injured leg... a hobblin' goblin
* What do you call an average looking ogre?... Mediogre
* What's the best place to hit a holy man... in the temple
* Why do witches wear nametags?... to know which witch is which
* How do you get rid of a fat demon... you exorcise him
* What kind of jokes would a sad elf tell... elf-depreciating jokes
* What has two legs and bleeds? Half a goblin.
* What kind of goblin can jump higher than a mountain? All of them, mountains can't jump
* How do you escape from a halfling? Step on a chair.

The prize pool is (a choice of one of the following):

* Sid Meiers Pirates!
* Hammerfight
* Blades of time limited edition
* Or a copy of Warsim: The Realm of Aslona

Excited to see what you guys will come up with and if the winner replies by the end of the day tomorrow they can also choose the next days topic from a choice of the following three:

* Origin stories for heroes
* Origin stories for mercenary companies
* Things sewer mutants would say