The Gnome Insult Competition (Everyone welcome to enter)

Hello everyone, and welcome to the first and likely only Gnome Insult Competiton! So I recently took a look at the gnome insult system in the game and realised there were too few insults in the game and the player would see many duplicates over the course of a few gnome battles.
Now with your help I'm looking to resolve it.
[h3]THE COMPETITION[/h3]
The competition begins the moment this announcement goes live and ends on the 1st of October.
Once the competition is over, myself and my two panel members will review all of the entries across Steam, Reddit, and Warsim's Discord community and we will award a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place. We will be looking for the ones we find most funny or creative.
If you wish to see the 61 current gnome insults in the game check the list here.
And you can see gnome battles in action here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQa0-u49ZwA
[h3]THE PRIZES[/h3]
What's a gnome insult battle without prizes?
1ST PLACE PRIZE (LORD OF INSULTS) (Prize value: $85.94)
* Steam key for Hotline Miami (97% Positive) ($9.99)
* Steam key for Of Orcs and Men (74% Positive) ($14.99)
* Steam key for Styx: Master of Shadows (83% Positive) ($29.99)
* Steam key for Heroes of Annihilated Empires (89% positive) ($14.99)
* 2 Copies of Warsim (96% Positive) ($7.99) (for yourself or friends, or the shady key merchant next door)
2ND PLACE PRIZE (DRINKER OF GNOME TEARS) (Prize value: $76.96)
* Steam key for RiME (90% Positive) ($29.99)
* Steam key for Crimsonland (93% Positive) ($13.99)
* Steam key for Book of Demons (92% Positive) ($24.99)
* 1 Copy of Warsim (96% Positive) ($7.99) (for yourself or friend, or the shady key merchant next door)
3RD PLACE PRIZE (GNOME HATER) (Prize value: $27.97)
* Steam key for 911 Operator (87% Positive) ($14.99)
* Steam key for Oknytt (92% Positive) ($4.99)
* 1 Copy of Warsim (96% Positive) ($7.99) (for yourself or friend, or the shady key merchant next door)
[h3]THE PANEL[/h3]

The panel is made up of myself and two legends of the Warsim community. Defender (u/Superfreq) from the Audiogames.net forums who can be found in the repairman's lodge in the Guildrow section of the Blackmarket, and Mans (u/TheGamingDictator) one of the mods from Warsim's reddit community who can be found defending Uktak village to the north.
At the end of the competition we'll all get together to discuss the entries and pick our 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place entries.
[h3]THE RULES[/h3]
* Enter as many insults as you wish
* You do not need to own Warsim or be part of the community to take part
* Preferably avoid sexual themes/profanity
* Insults should be a sentence in length
* And most importantly TO ENTER JUST COMMENT BELOW!
Good luck everyone!