Warsim: The Realm of Aslona News

Hey guys I wanted to release this update yesterday for my birthday but I ended up quite drunk with some friends from a distance so finishing the job today. This update is the culmination of all of the past community competitions last week and the result is a mountain of new stuff. Thank you everyone that took part!

ORC NAME COMPETITION (23 features)

The first competition was for Orc names and was a massive success. Prior to the competition there were 198 orc names in total in the game, we had 224 suggestions from tons of different people and to be honest they were all pretty great and 195 of them were added bringing our grand total to 393 which is 3 away from double the names we had before.

* Added 18 new orc names 'Kagar, Khagar, Dagran, Varuk, Veztikar, Vodik, Varka, Khozan, Rat'Gar, Beztak, Belgath, Bakar, Bazkir, Zok'nar, Zok'nir, Kag'ka, Sak'nar, Skoth' (suggested by Bellicose Lawn Gnome)
* Added 18 new orc names 'Grunk, Vrak, Brok, Kil'gor, Krahil, Gug-zug, Zol'gor, Rek'osh, Kroxxar, Rok'bashh, Krek, Gaadok, Kraggnar, Lok-ruk, Brak-gar, Gruko, Razgok, Oko' (suggested by Dr Ranulf Von Jungle)
* Added 18 new orc names 'Or'kzog, Mor, Gornz, Uktok, Mag'gop, Fergr, Baz'Gar, Horkg'gren, Targor, Hovtog, Jovegr, Mole'zag, Tappzag, Votgoz, Yzgor, Ort'gree, Pazgor, Ut'wag' (suggested by Mixer von Blender)
* Added 7 new orc names 'Nozbroka, Ribpunsh, Beegjaw, Beegskul, Longtusk, Nutcracka, Thikbon' (suggested by Willsama974)
* Added 5 new orc names 'Thuktug, Ragbog, Gorthet, Thekrug, Ranthug' (suggested by Arian)
* Added 15 new orc names 'Dwarfcrusha, Oglor, Skasgrick, Karza, Milraz, Garsha, Brusha, Merka, Gorbla, Dakla, Hekla, Inratz, Hoglirk, Gra-zug, Kra-za' (suggested by Siegmernes)
* Added 7 new orc names 'Molag, Olgar, Bruiz, Grer, Grok, Bodun, Bodok' (suggested by Actually Mickey Mouse)
* Added 5 new orc names 'Skullmuncha, Grimrock, Zug-Zug, Rock-Tusk, Olmgore' (suggested by Edmek55555)
* Added 1 new orc name 'Burkur' (suggested by Liang Qi)
* Added 12 new orc names 'Oz'riuck, Mgzrim, Urumer, Bzurick, Erorov, Vu'limurk, Orozi, Zoshank, Melborduz, Grumock, Mezeruck, Yymizurm' (suggested by Bee)
* Added 2 new orc names 'Bogar, Bo-Gar' (suggested by Napalm Sticks)
* Added 1 new orc name 'G'rar-G'leth' (suggested by MintyEtude)
* Added 5 new orc names 'Ge'tak, Kuruk, Wargi, Wega, Vakaltar' (suggested by WhyHelloThere)
* Added 5 new orc names 'Gnarog, Kirrarog, Krushor, Mo'Dakla, Dorfbita' (suggested by Bill Willson)
* Added 5 new orc names 'Ozmanak, Hancragt, Rezgult, Dranaka, Vek'Folgo' (suggested by Starshine)
* Added 38 new orc names 'Wargash, Vuurdulak, Vargarr, Ursubash, Tituush'gar, Radogash, Pankruzash, Otokarr, Okruutak, Normash, Malak'Nash, Kymyr, Kerparz, Izydurr, Iren'gar, Illbash, Harmash, Hasgoth, Hadrabash, Gulagbash, Gurzibash, Gurz, Grevaaz-nur, Grom-Kish, Gorvaz, Gotshalk, Gotaaz-nur, Gorgond, Gardogast, Gardobash, Drobogast, Dargomash, Dalgur, Cerbash, Bruubash, Bonavuur, Bartash, Barbash' (suggested by u/Dzejrid)
* Added 17 new orc names 'Bagroga, Bidgug, Bilug, Borog, Bulak, Grubth, Hoknath, Kharzug, Malak, Mogak, Ragna, Shahuk, Shmursh, Smaug, Tarvek, Ugrug, Umog' (suggested by u/Rambell)
* Added 1 new orc name 'Glukgluk'daharg' (suggested by u/ExpiredMemes)
* Added 10 new orc names 'Da'ahkma, Thungahz, Ukmar, Talugnar, Ghujtak, Ku'jukun, Lohknoshek, Shunklak, Guklak, Yauhklek, Go'oonmaz, Rebuk'ku, Jezouleg' (suggested by u/DrakoGFX)
* Added 1 new orc name 'Urgahbro Gro-Kush' LOL (suggested by u/politemetalhead)
* Added 3 new orc names 'Golgomosh, Gaulgamosh, Tarrack' (suggested by Clyne90)
* Added 1 new orc name 'Gorlagul' (suggested by u/gatorjocket118)
* Added 11 new orc names 'Garzumluk, Grubnak, Kulkzul, Kulkzuul, Ashnak, Ashnaak, Durbrakthok, Borbuulghur, Borbulghur, Brok, Grimvitghar' (suggested by Comrade Beric)

TAVERN DIALOGUE COMPETITION (13 features)

The second competition was for Tavern dialogues and we got some amazing entries, the winner was AlternateEnding who had some many amazing ones!

* Added 2 new tavern dialogues written by u/Gatorjockey118
* Added 4 new tavern dialogues written by u/Nirriti_the_Black
* Added 2 new tavern dialogues written by u/ExpiredMemes
* Added 4 new tavern dialogues written by u/DrakoGFX
* Added 7 new tavern dialogues written by Gebratene Indomie
* Added a new tavern dialogue written by JoeClyne90
* Added a new tavern dialogue written by Fuyuhiko
* Added 4 new tavern dialogues written by FilthyDorf
* Added a new tavern dialogue written by Wrong Daily
* Added 2 new tavern dialogues written by Binkletank
* Added 6 new tavern dialogues written by Mr Mann
* Added 20 new tavern dialogues written by AlternateEnding
* Added 2 new tavern dialogues written by Comrade Beric

HERO TITLE COMPETITION (927 features)

The third competition was for hero titles and well... scroll down to find out how that one went.

* Added new name suffix 'the Frost Walker' (+17 battlescore) (credit Fuyuhiko)
* Added new name suffix 'the Lumberjack' (+12 battlescore) (credit Zulmetefza)
* Added new name suffix 'the Trickster' (+10 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Failed Bard' (+2 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Moody' (+5 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Witless' (-6 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Sun God' (+59 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Newborn' (+1 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Angelic' (+12 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Angel' (+15 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Disgruntled' (+2 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'of the Stars' (+29 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Unwashed' (-3 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Pox' (-5 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Haemorrhagic' (+15 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Transcendent' (+42 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Ethereal' (+39 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Gourmand' (+3 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Donkey' (+3 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'One-arm' (-2 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Legless' (-5 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Dancer' (+12 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Chef' (+6 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Witch' (+22 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Witchblade' (+25 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'No-Limbs' (-10 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Hungry' (-3 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Sun Eater' (+45 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'Sun-Eater' (+46 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Virtuoso' (+26 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Greatest' (+40 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Godslayer' (+69 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Smelly' (-2 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Helpless' (-10 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'Half-Face' (-5 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'Scarface' (+15 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Salivating' (+1 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Savior' (+27 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Forgotten' (+10 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Unknown' (+1 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Hairy' (+5 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Skeletal' (+10 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Underfed' (-5 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Light' (+12 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'of the Night' (+19 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Night' (+12 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Livid' (+16 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Monkey' (+10 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Orangutan' (+11 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Earthy' (+7 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Bold' (+24 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Ghoul' (+12 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Youngster' (+11 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Returned' (+5 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Revenant' (+6 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Inbred' (-10 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Ironic' (+1 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Sarcastic' (+5 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Trustworthy' (+12 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Ambiguous' (+2 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Hopelessly Lost' (-3 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Bully' (+10 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Bullied' (+1 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Convict' (+3 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Convicted' (+2 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Pining' (-3 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Even Younger' (+2 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Rotting' (-5 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Smirking' (+5 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'of Doom' (+30 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Doomed' (-6 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Magician' (+19 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Intellectual' (+20 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Nosy' (+3 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Starry-eyed' (+10 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Love-stricken' (+6 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Cloudy' (+6 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Lovelorn' (-3 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Lively' (+16 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Lethargic' (-5 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Catatonic' (-6 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Blight' (+7 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Incomprehensible' (+46 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Wet' (+2 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Toothy' (+1 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Jumpy' (+2 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Jerk' (+10 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Simpleton' (-2 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Simple' (+1 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Complex' (+19 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Enigmatic' (+20 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Half-wit' (-2 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Brain' (+16 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Brainy' (+10 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Brainless' (-5 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Mindless' (-4 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Spider' (+11 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Imbecile' (-6 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Bloodless' (+10 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Stretched' (+5 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Drooling' (-3 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Cheeky' (+7 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'of the Temple' (+9 battlescore) (credit Zxc)
* Added new name suffix 'the Plagued' (-3 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Bill Wilson)
* Added new name suffix 'the Contagious' (-4 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Bill Wilson)
* Added new name suffix 'the Herpetic' (-5 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Bill Wilson)
* Added new name suffix 'the Unmoveable' (+33 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Edmek55555)
* Added new name suffix 'the Stoneheart' (+25 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit
* Added new name suffix 'the Wily' (+10 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Edmek55555)
* Added new name suffix 'the Unstoppable Force' (+42 battlescore) (credit Edmek55555)
* Added new name suffix 'the Omega' (+29 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Edmek55555)
* Added new name suffix 'the Sultry' (+5 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Edmek55555)
* Added new name suffix 'the Default' (+0 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit MintyEtude)
* Added new name suffix 'Gaptooth' (+1 battlescore) (credit MintyEtude)
* Added new name suffix 'the Compressor' (+12 battlescore) (credit MintyEtude)
* Added new name suffix 'of Broken Limits' (+99 battlescore) (credit MintyEtude)
* Added new name suffix 'the Six Fingered' (+12 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit SturmWolf)
* Added new name suffix 'the Reckless One' (+16 battlescore) (credit SturmWolf)
* Added new name suffix 'the Foul Blooded' (+10 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit SturmWolf)
* Added new name suffix 'the Artless' (+2 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit SturmWolf)
* Added new name suffix 'the Dredged One' (+23 battlescore) (credit SturmWolf)
* Added new name suffix 'the Filth Licker' (-6 battlescore) (credit SturmWolf)
* Added new name suffix 'the Yellow Bellied' (-4 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit SturmWolf)
* Added new name suffix 'the Torn Trickster' (+5 battlescore) (credit SturmWolf)
* Added new name suffix 'the Devil Witch' (+10 battlescore) (credit SturmWolf)
* Added new name suffix 'the Untouched Master' (+50 battlescore) (credit SturmWolf)
* Added new name suffix 'the Daft One' (+1 battlescore) (credit SturmWolf)
* Added new name suffix 'the Daft' (+1 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit SturmWolf)
* Added new name suffix 'the Soulless Regent' (+32 battlescore) (credit SturmWolf)
* Added new name suffix 'the Pilfered Heart' (-3 battlescore) (credit SturmWolf)
* Added new name suffix 'the Arse' (+5 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit RabidRab)
* Added new name suffix 'the Dungeoneer' (+9 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Dungeon Master' (+27 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Archmage' (+42 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Methodical' (+10 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'Small-Eared' (+1 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'Big-Toed' (+2 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'Big-Brained' (+17 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Whimsical' (+5 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Musical' (+10 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Stone Slinger' (+12 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Trapper' (+11 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'Wood Flesh' (+12 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'Fleshsnatcher' (+19 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Stone Head' (+20 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Madgistrate' (+7 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Exiled' (+1 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Demigod' (+66 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Sheepchaser' (+2 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Moon Chaser' (+9 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Lamb' (+1 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Unnerving' (+23 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zulmetefza)
* Added new name suffix 'the Shatterer' (+5 battlescore) (credit Zulmetefza)
* Added new name suffix 'the Deceased' (-26 battlescore) (credit Zulmetefza)
* Added new name suffix 'the One Legged' (-4 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zulmetefza)
* Added new name suffix 'the Big Lipped' (+2 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zulmetefza)
* Added new name suffix 'the Double Chin' (-5 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zulmetefza)
* Added new name suffix 'the Addict' (-5 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zulmetefza)
* Added new name suffix 'the Alcoholic' (-4 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zulmetefza)
* Added new name suffix 'the Three-Legged' (+26 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zulmetefza)
* Added new name suffix 'the Joyful' (+10 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Zulmetefza)
* Added new name suffix 'the Grey Pigrim' (+9 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Saint of Swords' (+42 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Unconquered Champion' (+46 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Adjutant' (+19 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Woe' (+1 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Calamity' (-1 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Mirror Knight' (+24 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Blade of Mercy' (+27 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Bumbling Conjurer' (+11 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Diabolist' (+16 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Doddering Sage' (+4 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Fortunate Fool' (+1 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Hierophant' (+10 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Valiant Champion' (+23 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Vagrant Spear' (+17 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Scorched Apostate' (+11 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Rogue Sorcerer' (+27 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Painted Knife' (+18 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Lone Swordsman' (+19 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'Tombmaker' (+28 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'of the Everdark' (+32 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'of the Kingdom Under' (+33 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'of the Golden Bloom' (+34 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the First Under Night' (+11 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Scribe' (+1 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Augur' (+5 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Warden of the West' (+30 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Warden of the South' (+30 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Warden of the East' (+30 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Warden of the North' (+30 battlescore) (credit u/TimSEsq)
* Added new name suffix 'the Elephant' (+30 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Craftsman' (+10 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'Ratpelt' (+4 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'Wispheart' (+19 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'Orc-Blooded' (+11 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Snorer' (+1 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Baker' (+2 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'Fleshbaker' (+5 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Whiner' (-5 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'Fishcatcher' (+3 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Fisherman' (+3 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'Time-Stopper' (+55 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Worldy' (+33 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'Sun-Setter' (+6 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Bowyer' (+7 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Sellsword' (+7 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'Lightheart' (+10 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'Big-Eared' (+4 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'Elf-Eared' (+4 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'Piglicker' (-3 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Fanatical' (+4 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Madman' (+9 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Bulwark' (+21 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'Bulwark of the Weak' (+23 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Infertile' (-4 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Ascended' (+59 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Womanly' (+5 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Manly' (+5 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Poisionous' (+11 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Toxic' (-4 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'Sewage Drinker' (-10 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Bleeder' (-4 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'of the Leaves' (+3 battlescore) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'the Untouchable' (+26 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit AlternateEnding)
* Added new name suffix 'Burning Heart' (+15 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'of a Thousand Tongues' (+48 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'of a Thousand Names' (+41 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'of a Thousand Faces' (+56 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Cold Eyes' (+6 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Leech' (+3 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Lecher' (+4 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Womanizer' (+5 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Eternal' (+34 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Loud' (+4 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'World-Crier' (+30 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Wordsmith' (+5 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Ivory Beak' (+10 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Bronze Beak' (+9 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Iron Beak' (+8 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Wood Beak' (+6 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Steel Beak' (+11 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Silver Beak' (+12 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Gold Beak' (+13 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Ivory Tusk' (+11 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Bronze Tusk' (+10 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Iron Tusk' (+9 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Wood Tusk' (+7 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Steel Tusk' (+12 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Silver Tusk' (+13 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Gold Tusk' (+14 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Teacher of Owls' (+11 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Boiled-Skin' (+1 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Skin-Boiler' (+26 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Unburnable' (+21 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Messenger' (+3 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Banished' (-1 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Banisher' (+18 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Spellweaver' (+21 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Plump' (+1 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Cook' (+4 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Oakbane' (+5 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Forest Fire' (+6 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Woodburner' (+3 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Amber-Skin' (+12 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Diamond-Skull' (+34 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Ambusher' (+21 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Nightskin' (+11 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Moonpraiser' (+15 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Eternal Champion' (+41 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Cat' (+6 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Landlubber' (+1 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Sunken' (+5 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Graverobber' (+2 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Peacebearer' (+10 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'Bearer of Peace' (+10 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Lawful' (+5 battlescore) (can have extra parts added to it randomly) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Judge' (+10 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)
* Added new name suffix 'the Butterfly' (+6 battlescore) (credit Gebratene Indomie)

A great number of dwarf names entered yesterday, great job everyone. It was a toss up but this one went to /u/drakogfx Who chose 'Warhammer: End Times' as their prize and chose todays final competition theme to be Quest Items (great choice). Congratulation again Drako!



Come up with some weird and wonderful quest items you might find, these appear in game brought back by adventurers or can be found when looting locations or playing the mystery box game in Uktak village.



* The winner will be announced sometime in the afternoon (GMT) on 26/04/2020
* You can enter as many quest items as you wish!
* You don't have to own Warsim to take part, anyone is welcome!
* You can enter if you've won any previous competitions



The prize pool is (a choice of one of the following):

* Unexplored (91% positive on steam)
* Thomas was alone (93% positive on steam
* Rusty Lake Hotel (93% positive on steam)
* Or a copy of Warsim: The Realm of Aslona (96% Positive on steam)

This will be an interesting one and honestly I implore everyone to enter if they can as it will be the last time we'll be doing this for a while!



a golden banana peel
a golden apple
a tome believed to hold the answer to life
a rare erotic ancient tome
a rare ancient tome
a golden compass
an enchanted orc skull
a fragment of a Titan's Skull
a flake of a God's Skin
a vial of Demon's Blood
a chipped piece of the stone of denland
the rusty crown of a lost king
a cursed demon claw
a crate of ancient coins
A mummified titan's toe
an enchanted spear
a famous old gladiators sword
a famous barbarian's axe
a diamond tooth
a tribal goblin totem
a mighty wizards staff
a family heirloom
a pile of old news scrolls
a large diamond
a magical bean
a famous elven lute
a mighty warriors spear
a known assassins blade
an enchanted hourglass
an ancient rusty spoon
a satchel of strange enchanted beans
a fragment of an ancient crown
a prehistoric skull
a golden statue of a bull
an ancient mask of the face of a god
a strange everlasting torch
a shrunken demon's head
a gem covered goblet
an ornate goblet
a gem covered ritual dagger
a golden eyeball
a strange glass disc with mysterious symbols around it
a mysterious obsidian cube with skulls on it
a shrubbery, one that looks nice, and not too expensive
an emerald encrusted goblet
an ancient tome on optimal swimming techniques
an iron bowl trophy
a diamond encrusted coin
a gold plated rotten finger
a golden ship in a bottle
a frozen demons eye
a single dragon scale
an empty dragon egg shell
a large dragon tooth
a powerful lich skull
a prehistoric bone axe
a solid gold bird feather
a strange beeping cube of superior technology
a blood-gold spear
a piece of moon rock
a bronze statue of a naked woman
an obsidian orc fetus
a finely painted pebble
a warped magical mirror
an ancient coin
a necklace made of goblin's toes
a necklace made of orcs teeth
a small jar of gold flakes
a solid silver fist
an arrow encrusted with gold
a silk tapestry depicting the stars
an ancient talisman
a fragment of an ancient talisman
a shard of an ancient coin
a magical jar of lava
two ancient coins stuck together
a statue of a three-headed vampire
a petrified dragon scale
a petrified harpy wing
a frozen wizards finger
a silk tapestry depicting a battle
a rusty crown piece
a large diamond
an ancient rusty fork
a shrunken gnome's head
a silver goblet
a battle of the two pits trophy
a necklace made of human fingers
a glowing green potion
a glowing red potion
a glowing purple potion
a glowing blue potion
a black sapphire
an ornate silver mirror covered in gems
a malachite skull
a diamond encased human eye
a statue of a four armed orc
a statue of two gnomes fighting
a statue of a headless knight
a pile of blank scrolls

Another great and creative bunch of entries for the hero origin competition. It was a tough one but ultimately it went to u/Dragonovith for their great entry. They chose 'Warsim' as their prize (another great choice!) and selected Dwarf Names for the next competition. Congratulations again Dragonovith!



Come up with some cool names for Dwarves, I've put a list of all the ones we've already got down below.



* The winner will be announced sometime in the afternoon (GMT) on 25/04/2020
* You can enter as many dwarf names as you wish!
* Only first names, no need for your Dwarvish second names!
* You don't have to own Warsim to take part, anyone is welcome!



The prize pool is (a choice of one of the following):

* Guns, Gore & Cannoli (92% Positive on steam)
* Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide (82% Positive on steam)
* The Original Strife: Veteran Edition (93% Positive on steam)
* Or a copy of Warsim: The Realm of Aslona (96% Positive on steam)

Excited to see what you guys will come up with and if the winner replies by the end of the day tomorrow they can also choose the next days topic from a choice of the following three for tomorrows competition which will be the LAST!:

* Vampire Names
* Quest items
* Goblin Tavern Dialogues



Urist
Gimhil
Gimurr
Grimchin
Morrak
Gruur
Grurr
Thorin
Thrin
Gimhain
Griain
Dalaim
Thorin
Gimli
Brorund
Gimni
Ketzad
Grimbeard
Grimaxe
Nugric
Thorist
Berram
Fikel
Trol
Torain
Hathzin
Thifgi
Kilur
Fulbar
Simin
Gruin
Grunri
Storbur
Garzad
Dalaim
Brim
Broaim
Duraim
Gorbar
Runlin
Naldal
Runkk
Gromin
Kilgrim
Longbeard
Redbeard
Thickbeard
Fatbeard
Bluebeard
Greenbeard
Blackbeard
Shortbeard
Belur
Bolund
Boland
Durgol
Grunbar
Gomrim
Thbar
Thgol
Ovzad
Thain
Norlin
Nortil
Nalund
Dimni
Ketor
Herdin
Nordum
Harain
Bolin
Tharrig
Balnir
Urmren
Grykahm
Ermdor
Duldrum
Emdahr
Barmund
Armthrum
Malnar
Theldek
Kramgran
Kromnar
Kramkohm
Kharrom
Thordan
Fardrak
Grilthran
Benkyl
Addrom
Branrak
Hjaltharn
Bhardus
Baldren
Gralrim
Farduhr
Dartharm
Bannik
Harbek
Mordrum
Fardohr
Morrik
Vonryl
Murram
Hjaldar
Hulmor
Dulnik
Krommus
Bhalmond
Grandur
Thorrig
Grulnir
Dulmyr
Adkuhm
Akadum
Baerdal
Balin
Balthrasir
Balskjald
Bangrim
Bardagul
Beldrum
Bendain
Bendan
Bhalmun
Bharrom
Bhelkam
Bilbur
Bjarki
Bofar
Bragi
Bramdahr
Bramdur
Branmand
Brusy
Brynjolvur
Dagur
Dain
Dalnur
Darmond
Daskjald
Djoni
Doldram
Dorvari
Draupin
Dufin
Ebdrus
Ebgran
Edmundur
Eiki
Eilivur
Elindur
Ermrig
Filar
Finn
Fjalin
Floi
Floki
Fraeg
Frostar
Fulla
Fundar
Galren
Galthrum
Gargrom
Garman
Geirfinnur
Geirur
Gimmyl
Gimren
Gisli
Glovari
Gormur
Graim
Graldor
Gralkyl
Gralram
Gramdahr
Grandrum
Grenbek
Grilmek
Gusti
Gylvia
Hagbarthur
Hallbergur
Hannskjald
Harfur
Harum
Haugin
Heptin
Hjolman
Hjolmor
Hlevari
Hloin
Horar
Horkahm
Hurram
Ingivald
Isakur
Ithi
Ithleviur
Jarvari
Jaspur
Jatmundur
Justi
Kari
Karrak
Kartni
Kiljald
Killin
Kramnom
Kromgrun
Krumgrom
Krumkohm
Leiki
Leivur
Lithri
Lofar
Lonin
Lonlin
Lonvari
Lythur
Malmun
Maur
Melnur
Mjothi
Modsognir
Morgus
Morram
Motar
Muiradin
Naglur
Nalskjald
Narvari
Nipthrasir
Njalur
Noi
Northrasit
Nyrath
Nyvari
Oddfinnur
Offleivur
Oilulvur
Onin
Onundur
Paitur
Patrin
Petrur
Ragnur
Ragvaldur
Regvari
Reinardun
Rikkin
Robekur
Roi
Rorin
Rothbar
Servin
Sigmundur
Sigvaldur
Sjurthi
Skafith
Skirfar
Skofti
Sorkvi
Steinfinnur
Steinur
Stigur
Sudri
Suthradir
Sveinur
Svjar
Taurun
Teitur
Thekkin
Thelron
Thelryl
Thelthrun
Thorar
Thrain
Throar
Thuldohr
Thulgrun
Thurnar
Thydohr
Thymand
Thymin
Thymur
Tjalvi
Toki
Toraldur
Torrus
Tyrur
Vagnur
Valbergur
Valdi
Viggar
Viggskjald
Vindalf
Virfi
Voggur
Yngvi

Well I'm extremely impressed with the number of jokes we got in total, so many creative people (some of them even funny!) In the end the descision was unanimous and the winner was /u/rabidrab. Rab selected 'Blades of Time' as their prize and chose hero origin stories as the theme of the next challenge. Congratulations again RabidRab!



Come up with interesting short origin tales for characters you might find in the world as hirable heroes. Here's a few we have at the moment:

* I worked as a border guard between two warring nations, the things I saw I struggle to relive, I really do
* My past? I was brought to life by a wizard, he didn't tell me anything, my age is unknown to me, am I a real person brought to life or some wizard conjuration, hmm, perhaps I've said too much
* I was a mushroom picker, used to traverse many woodlands searching for mushrooms, of course in this time I had my fair share of trouble, marauders, goblins, thugs and fools, but I survived, picking mushrooms, some were good for healing, some eating, some for, other things
* I was a mine guard, used to make sure none of the miners stole any ore and that no outsiders tried to sneak in, boring job truth be told, the miners were good folk
* I was a sailor, saw a lot of waves in my life, a lot of storms, even pirates once or twice, an eventful life at sea
* I helped a short little goblin carry an enchanted bracelet to a mountain to dispose of it, we stopped a big evil from spreading into the land, you didn't hear about it?
* I do not have too interesting a story to tell I'm afraid
* I spent my youth in a village, boy I thought I was in for a boring life, our village got raided when I was around 13 years old, I tried to fight but I was enslaved instead, spent some years as a slave working in a mine, but with the help of others we revolted, as a free man I took to hunting slavers for a while, taking their ill-gotten gains and freeing their servants, gained a name for myself even



* The winner will be announced sometime in the afternoon (GMT) on 24/04/2020
* You can enter as many little stories as you wish!
* Generally these should be shorter rather than long stories (a sentence or two)
* You don't have to own Warsim to take part, anyone is welcome!
* Don't tell anyone about Fight Club



The prize pool is (a choice of one of the following):

* Sid Meiers Pirates! (94% Positive on steam)
* Spec Ops: The Line (93% Positive on steam)
* Crimsonland (92% Positive on steam)
* Or a copy of Warsim: The Realm of Aslona (96% Positive on steam)

Excited to see what you guys will come up with and if the winner replies by the end of the day tomorrow they can also choose the next days topic from a choice of the following three:

* Human names
* Dwarf names
* Goblin Tavern Dialogues

What a difficult choice, so many entries and so many great ones at that! It was a tough one but ultimately we gave it to Gebratene Indomie. Gebratene selected 'Warsim' as their prize (good choice!) and chose Jester jokes as the theme for todays competition. Congratulations once again Gebratene!



Come up with some jokes you might hear from a jester in Warsim's wacky fantasy world, generally these jokes should be shorter rather than long stories. Here's a few we've got at the moment:

* Two Dwarves walk into a bar, and well... that's it
* What do you call a knight that always says yes? ...Sir Tanley
* What do you call a knight that's up to no good? ...Sir Spicious
* What do you call a fat knight? ...Sir Cumference
* What did the Adventurer say to the Cursed Turnip man? ...Begone foul beet!
* Halflings are living proof that the gods have a sense of humor
* An elf and a man walk into a bar, the dwarf walks under it
* What do you call a goblin with an injured leg... a hobblin' goblin
* What do you call an average looking ogre?... Mediogre
* What's the best place to hit a holy man... in the temple
* Why do witches wear nametags?... to know which witch is which
* How do you get rid of a fat demon... you exorcise him
* What kind of jokes would a sad elf tell... elf-depreciating jokes
* What has two legs and bleeds? Half a goblin.
* What kind of goblin can jump higher than a mountain? All of them, mountains can't jump
* How do you escape from a halfling? Step on a chair.

The prize pool is (a choice of one of the following):

* Sid Meiers Pirates!
* Hammerfight
* Blades of time limited edition
* Or a copy of Warsim: The Realm of Aslona

Excited to see what you guys will come up with and if the winner replies by the end of the day tomorrow they can also choose the next days topic from a choice of the following three:

* Origin stories for heroes
* Origin stories for mercenary companies
* Things sewer mutants would say