Happy New Year!

Probably, for some of you, it hasn’t come yet, and for some of you, it came a while ago, but anyway. Comrades, we’d like to wish you a happy 2020. Finally, the year, the number of which was torture to type on the keyboard, has come to its end. Spreading our fingers shoulder-width apart when trying to hit four different buttons, we diligently entered: 2901, 2091, 9201, 9210, 2019! Children were scared of loud cursing, neighbors complained of noise and shouting, fates got dilapidated, printers burned, monthly accounts were ruined, and the paper crisis of the year 2091, damn it, 2109… 2019, was on its way. It’s all in the past now. Now you can fall asleep on the keyboard and it will gently type 2020 by itself. Or 202020202020. You’ll just need to delete a bit of it. So beautiful, harmonious, simple, and the numbers are located very close to each other on the numeric keyboard. We would like everyone to have such a light, clear, and wonderful year. 2020 2020 2020 2020 2020… just can’t stop typing this.



So it goes. Holidays are great, for sure, so we might be unavailable for an hour or two. We might be AFK, eating a salad, but we will still stay in touch with you. If Breathedge doesn’t want to work, if the Man is sleeping face down in his salad, the Chicken is baked with apples, and the coffin robots are vomiting unfresh wires, please text us or call us. As always, you can email us or send us a message in Discord to get some help.

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