Pott's Post

Hello there, dreaming ones,
Name is Pott, let’s have some fun.
I’m the Brounie of yer farm,
I keep it clean and cause no harm.

Just put offerings out each day,
And I’ll keep things right while yer away.
Forget though and I’ll be mad,
With varied jinxes to be had.

One day that you’ve forgotten.
And I will turn yer apples rotten.

Two days is another hurdle,
I’ll make all yer cow’s milk curdle!

Three days missed then yer mistaken,
No more honey can be taken.

Forget for four days in a row,
Yer farm’s fish won’t bite yer know.

Five days makes family life harder,
Cos I’ll steal stuff from yer larder!

Lastly, six days and the jinx ye earn,
Will make yer own kids never learn.

So keep me happy with daily treats,
And jinxes ye shall never meet.
Make Pott a happy and gentle soul.
Now b’gger off and fill my bowl!


⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀    'Two days is another hurdle, I’ll make all yer cow’s milk curdle!'


⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀   'Three days missed then yer mistaken, No more honey can be taken'


⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀  'Five days makes family life harder, Cos I’ll steal stuff from yer larder!'


Pott doesn't only clean up and watch the house while you are away; he can also advise on things to do and help guide you. He also acts as a middleman between yourself and Mr Fairweather.

His temper and tongue may be quick and he is a master of sarcasm, but he only has your interests at heart.

At the end of the day, your home is his home and he only wants what is best for the family that lives there.