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Hey Panda Peeps,

Do you like your men adventurous, rakishly charming, footloose and fancy-free? Do you long to feel the salty sea breeze in your hair and sail for parts unknown… preferably with a guy (or three)?

Well, you just found the proverbial X that marks the spot, because the Pirate Outfit Bundle is finally in store! Pick up some pirate drip for your best boy by clicking the Gift button in-game, or save Diamonds by visiting the Store and purchasing the entire Bundle at a discount! Bam, instant pirate crew!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas