A no-holds-barred battle royale?! Announcing the start of Heart Troops!

Hey, all! Producer K here, and I’m excited to talk about our newest event for you. We have a happy, peaceful event for you this time, with the members of the ninja seeking club enjoying a nice picnic with each othe--....?! Hey! Who the heck are you?! Stop pulling me! Stoooooooooo--...

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Hmph. Enough of this rainbows and ponies nonsense. My name is Director J and I am the true mastermind of Moe Ninja Girls that rules from the shadows. I just couldn’t stand Producer K’s disgustingly cheerful attitude, so I had to step in. What’s this? He wants to do a happy fun-time picnic for the event this time?! Ugh! Enough is enough! We don’t need any more cheerful events. I’m going to make this event into one that you will remember. A bone-chilling, despair-filled battle to the death! One full of sexy happenings! I’m going to make this happen, so prepare yourselves! Ready?

VERY VELL. THEN LET IT BE KRIEG.

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Huh? Who the heck was that weirdo? He came out of nowhere and gave me a wedgie! What a jerk! Hm? What’s this? Is it just me or did he save a new event into the computer? Meh, whatever. My butt hurts, so I’m going to make my retreat here. Anyway, I hope you enjoy our newest event, Heart Troops: Moe Battle Royale!

See ya!

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Heart Troops: Moe Battle Royale
Early Bird Special Period Ends: Jul. 23, 8 PM (PST)
Event Ends: Aug. 3, 8 PM (PST)