Goat Simulator 3 News

Goat Simulator x CRKD | NEO S

Sometimes, another collab comes along that once again revolutionizes our entire way of thinking and how we see the world. Coffee Stain North and CRKD have teamed up to let you experience goat differently.

Pre-order today, feel the goat later.

Watch the CRKD reveal trailer here:
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Until we meet again,
Coffee Stain North

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Pilgor plushie from Youtooz | PRE-ORDER NOW

[h3]We got Goat Simulator plushie before GTA 6[/h3]

One of the most common questions we get is if we have any official Goat Sim merch, especially if we have any goat plushies. It has been scarce on that front for the last couple of years, but we can finally inform you that you don’t have to get scammed on eBay anymore.
An official Goat Sim plushie is on the way, and you can pre-order it here.

The plushie is 9 inches/around 23 cm, made of children's tears*, and can be shipped worldwide. Amazing right?! Not only that, but it has also been approved by our Plushie Expert, Lando.

* ok fine, it’s made of minky material and cotton

Until we meet again,
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Patch Notes: v.1.1.4.1

Some bug fixes for ‘ya

Bug Fixes:

The tongue will no longer be stuck outside the goat's body when using the lick ability while wearing the Slinger Saddle gear. Game-breaking smh
The trousers of Detective Pilgor's Coat gear will no longer clip though Pilgor's butt when standing still. What
The left stick on a controller will now move the camera when using the Broom Vehicle gear
Fixed an issue that sometimes made clients turn invisible when the player turned into a Goat Type they found in the world
When using the new Plushie Goat ability on an Abominana NPC, the NPC should no longer start blinking and moving separately from its head, causing the body to stretch a lot
Plushified NPCs will no longer be thrown into the air when using other gears' abilities on them
All feet gears should fit all Goat types better now, not causing them to float

Build: 402689

Play now, regret later:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2809180/Goat_Simulator_3__Multiverse_of_Nonsense/

Until we meet again,
Coffee Stain North

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Gifts from the Rifts | FREE UPDATE

[h3]Pilgor is turning 11! And what says ‘Happy Birthday’ more than a free update?
Here are 28 new gears for you to play around with. Wow.[/h3]

Watch the Gifts from the Rifts trailer here:
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[h3]Patch Notes[/h3]
v.1.1.4.0_401005

New Content/Update: Gifts from the Rifts

Plushie Goat – It’s so plushie I’m gonna die!
Bald Cap – I don’t know who thought this was a good idea
Detective Hat – Detective Pika… I mean Pilgor, at your service
Noir Fedora – For your shady deals
Frog Hat – Didn’t I do it for you?
Kettle Helmet – Oh man, I thought it was a tea kettle helmet
Plague Mask – It’s giving lockdown 2020
Rain Coat Hat – Pilginton
Skull Hermit – Some voodoo stuff
Tiara – Time for the princess treatment you deserve
Trenchcoat – Perfect match with the ‘Noir Fedora’
Mime Outfit –
mimes in French*
Rain Coat – The Rainy season starts soon
Security Outfit – Gives you a false sense of security
Viking Armour – Bring out your inner shield-maiden
Detective Suit – Perfect match with the ‘Detective Hat’
Candle Wings – I mean, why not?
Hotdog Costume – Yummy!
Plushie Jetpack – Ofc the Plushie Goat needs its own jetpack
Bat Wings – Air dog wings
Mime Feet – Thanks, I hate it
Mime Makeup –This is kinda cool tho
Candelabra Horns – Cozy
Demon Horns – Overcompensating a bit, ey?
Odin Horns – Keep it simple
Plushie Horns – Aww, cute!
Pool Noodles Horns – AKA ‘Noodles of Shame’
Reindeer Horns – You can hang curtains with these

2 New Events:

Birthday Crack – Only the legal stuff
Birthday Present – Wow, who doesn't like presents?!

Additional Updates:

Added the ‘Add-On’ tab to the main menu for easier access, instead of only being in the customization menu
The instinct ‘Let your hair grow to 25 meters’ from the Grass Hair gear will now take around 20 minutes to complete instead of the previous 2 hours. Sounds a lot more reasonable, IMO

Bug Fixes:

Fixed several crashes that occurred in the game
Fixed a lot of quality of life gameplay bugs
Fixed several issues that occurred when joining multiplayer sessions
Players are now able to play offline after obtaining the DLCs
Fixed the gear placement on the Goat Type ‘Non-Player Character’ to make it fit better
All free updates and DLCs have a green text in the customization menu except Multiverse – that is now fixed. Finally
Fixed the Multiverse event ‘High Roller ' – the stone should now always spawn
Fixed a bunch of crashes that could appear while being chaotic. Lol what
Fixed the Multiverse event ‘Walk the Human’ – Pilgor will always move with the leash
Fixed the Multiverse event ‘Hoarding Oars’ – players will no longer see a delay before the rocks fall apart
The compass will now work when players are flying on the Broom gear
Changing the v-sync option will now take effect immediately and no longer requires a restart of the game. I have no idea what this means, but it sounds like a good thing
The FPS will no longer be limited if the ‘Limit Frame Rate’ setting is set to false
The Slinger Saddle gear will now suit the Goat Types from Multiverse better
The Chain Spirit Helmet will now suit the Puppet Goat's head better
When headbutting a stone wall, only the part you headbutt will be destroyed instead of the whole wall disappearing
Fixed a broom-related crash. Rita Skeeter will cover this story
The Flying Broom Gear Controller Steering Mode setting should now work properly
Client goats will no longer get stuck upon recovering from the ragdoll state if they are ragdolled for more than 1 minute or if angry NPCs and cars keep hitting the player
The time and date for resetting saves will now update correctly after resetting the save
Gears that were unlocked in the store after completing an event will now be displayed in the Wardrobe when any type of sorting is selected
The ability button will no longer stop working after opening and closing the Wardrobe quickly
The correct number of chaos points will now be displayed near the events in the Events tab of the Pause Menu
The Mastermind board in the Knowledge Stone Rift of Multiverse is fixed. The pegs placed on the hint panel will now have the correct colours both for the host and the client
NPCs will no longer hover in mid-air. Aww dang it
Players will now be able to escape the effect from the Tethermancer Boots if it’s being used on them
Fixed level clipping issues in the Mountain area. Objects should now spawn more smoothly. Nice
Fixed a crash that could appear when jumping on the Hexagons in the Multiverse
The Human Pet Goat Type will now be able to wear all back gears without them sitting inside the Human Pet's body. Yikes
Fixed the missing image on the screen in the 'Dr. Pilgor' event

Until we meet again,
Coffee Stain North

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As Goat Sim’s devs host a Goat Direct the day before Nintendo’s pretty low-key Switch 2 Direct, they're keen to include the new console in their plan to have Pilgor "on everything"

So, it's April 1, and Goat Simulator developer
Coffee Stain has just hosted a Goat Direct with a bunch of announcements related to the series, including a free Goat Simulator 3 update with a bunch of new gear.