Goat Simulator 3 News

Gifts from the Rifts | FREE UPDATE

[h3]Pilgor is turning 11! And what says ‘Happy Birthday’ more than a free update?
Here are 28 new gears for you to play around with. Wow.[/h3]

Watch the Gifts from the Rifts trailer here:
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[h3]Patch Notes[/h3]
v.1.1.4.0_401005

New Content/Update: Gifts from the Rifts

Plushie Goat – It’s so plushie I’m gonna die!
Bald Cap – I don’t know who thought this was a good idea
Detective Hat – Detective Pika… I mean Pilgor, at your service
Noir Fedora – For your shady deals
Frog Hat – Didn’t I do it for you?
Kettle Helmet – Oh man, I thought it was a tea kettle helmet
Plague Mask – It’s giving lockdown 2020
Rain Coat Hat – Pilginton
Skull Hermit – Some voodoo stuff
Tiara – Time for the princess treatment you deserve
Trenchcoat – Perfect match with the ‘Noir Fedora’
Mime Outfit –
mimes in French*
Rain Coat – The Rainy season starts soon
Security Outfit – Gives you a false sense of security
Viking Armour – Bring out your inner shield-maiden
Detective Suit – Perfect match with the ‘Detective Hat’
Candle Wings – I mean, why not?
Hotdog Costume – Yummy!
Plushie Jetpack – Ofc the Plushie Goat needs its own jetpack
Bat Wings – Air dog wings
Mime Feet – Thanks, I hate it
Mime Makeup –This is kinda cool tho
Candelabra Horns – Cozy
Demon Horns – Overcompensating a bit, ey?
Odin Horns – Keep it simple
Plushie Horns – Aww, cute!
Pool Noodles Horns – AKA ‘Noodles of Shame’
Reindeer Horns – You can hang curtains with these

2 New Events:

Birthday Crack – Only the legal stuff
Birthday Present – Wow, who doesn't like presents?!

Additional Updates:

Added the ‘Add-On’ tab to the main menu for easier access, instead of only being in the customization menu
The instinct ‘Let your hair grow to 25 meters’ from the Grass Hair gear will now take around 20 minutes to complete instead of the previous 2 hours. Sounds a lot more reasonable, IMO

Bug Fixes:

Fixed several crashes that occurred in the game
Fixed a lot of quality of life gameplay bugs
Fixed several issues that occurred when joining multiplayer sessions
Players are now able to play offline after obtaining the DLCs
Fixed the gear placement on the Goat Type ‘Non-Player Character’ to make it fit better
All free updates and DLCs have a green text in the customization menu except Multiverse – that is now fixed. Finally
Fixed the Multiverse event ‘High Roller ' – the stone should now always spawn
Fixed a bunch of crashes that could appear while being chaotic. Lol what
Fixed the Multiverse event ‘Walk the Human’ – Pilgor will always move with the leash
Fixed the Multiverse event ‘Hoarding Oars’ – players will no longer see a delay before the rocks fall apart
The compass will now work when players are flying on the Broom gear
Changing the v-sync option will now take effect immediately and no longer requires a restart of the game. I have no idea what this means, but it sounds like a good thing
The FPS will no longer be limited if the ‘Limit Frame Rate’ setting is set to false
The Slinger Saddle gear will now suit the Goat Types from Multiverse better
The Chain Spirit Helmet will now suit the Puppet Goat's head better
When headbutting a stone wall, only the part you headbutt will be destroyed instead of the whole wall disappearing
Fixed a broom-related crash. Rita Skeeter will cover this story
The Flying Broom Gear Controller Steering Mode setting should now work properly
Client goats will no longer get stuck upon recovering from the ragdoll state if they are ragdolled for more than 1 minute or if angry NPCs and cars keep hitting the player
The time and date for resetting saves will now update correctly after resetting the save
Gears that were unlocked in the store after completing an event will now be displayed in the Wardrobe when any type of sorting is selected
The ability button will no longer stop working after opening and closing the Wardrobe quickly
The correct number of chaos points will now be displayed near the events in the Events tab of the Pause Menu
The Mastermind board in the Knowledge Stone Rift of Multiverse is fixed. The pegs placed on the hint panel will now have the correct colours both for the host and the client
NPCs will no longer hover in mid-air. Aww dang it
Players will now be able to escape the effect from the Tethermancer Boots if it’s being used on them
Fixed level clipping issues in the Mountain area. Objects should now spawn more smoothly. Nice
Fixed a crash that could appear when jumping on the Hexagons in the Multiverse
The Human Pet Goat Type will now be able to wear all back gears without them sitting inside the Human Pet's body. Yikes
Fixed the missing image on the screen in the 'Dr. Pilgor' event

Until we meet again,
Coffee Stain North

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As Goat Sim’s devs host a Goat Direct the day before Nintendo’s pretty low-key Switch 2 Direct, they're keen to include the new console in their plan to have Pilgor "on everything"

So, it's April 1, and Goat Simulator developer
Coffee Stain has just hosted a Goat Direct with a bunch of announcements related to the series, including a free Goat Simulator 3 update with a bunch of new gear.

Well I’ll be damned. I told you it wasn’t a joke. Here it is in its full glory, our very first Goat Direct!
The ‘Year of the Goat’ has reached its end, and to celebrate that plus Pilgor’s 11th birthday, we’ll present a bunch of exciting news for you in a way only Coffee Stain North would.

Watch the Goat Direct here:
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Until we meet again,
Coffee Stain North

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Our first Goat Direct

[h3]Who thought letting us write a script and create a Goat Direct video was a good idea? Well, here we are. This is happening. It’s not a joke. [/h3]

We have a bunch of announcements for you to wrap up the ‘Year of the Goat’ in a video that will go live April 1st, 4 PM CEST on our YouTube channel. Some may even call it our weirdest video yet, but we’ll let you be the judge of that. Either way, you’re in for a bleat!

Subscribe now to get a notification when the video is out:
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Until we meet again,
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BTS of Goat Simulator: The Card Game

As some of you might know, we’re collaborating with MOOD Publishing to create the most chaotic physical card game the world has ever seen. We thought it would be fun for you to see some progress pictures from the early stages of creating the game, and also get some lore from one of the co-founders of MOOD Publishing.

"I’m pretty sure that Rasmus and I first talked about making a fast, wacky card game based on Goat Simulator over a casual coffee chat. I mean, who doesn’t want to play a game about goats?! Something quick to set up, fun for the whole family, fast-paced, chaotic, and—of course—completely ridiculous.
Later that same day, I stepped into a meeting, and when I came back, Rasmus was like, “Hey, I have an idea for the Goat Sim card game.
He pitched this concept where you lay down goats, gear them up with the most absurd equipment possible, and create total havoc to score points. That very moment, we threw together a quick prototype, which—surprisingly—became the foundation of the entire game."

"Then the playtesting madness began. We played a lot. After team breakfasts on Fridays, after lunch—every single day in the beginning. It wasn’t just fun; it sparked new ideas from the whole MOOD team. The golden rule was simple: If we immediately wanted to play again after finishing a round, we were on the right track.

When we showed the game to Sebastian from Coffee Stain North (big shoutout!), he had great feedback—not just for gameplay but also for making it feel even more like Goat Simulator. That’s when we realized—these goats weren’t just getting gear; they were getting dressed up. Suddenly, the gear wasn’t just a gameplay mechanic but a hilarious visual gimmick. I mean, who doesn’t want to see a goat in stilettos, a dino suit, and a traffic cone?"

"From there, the chaos kept escalating. In a later play session with Coffee Stain North, we replaced the goat-shaped dice with something even better—a plushie goat. It just made perfect sense! Not only did it capture the ragdoll physics of the game, but it also added a brilliant, hands-on gameplay twist.

Honestly, this has been one of the most fun projects to be part of—from that first coffee chat to the relentless playtesting with the MOOD team, brainstorming with Coffee Stain North, designing the plushie, receiving all sorts of sample goats from the factory, and (very scientifically) spending workdays throwing plushie goats to determine the ultimate throwable goat.
And now, as we play with the final prototype before heading into production, we really can’t wait for you to try it!"

– Jonas Springborg
Co-founder MOOD Publishing

Get goatified here: https://moodpub.co/goat

Until we meet again,
Coffee Stain North

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