🍆✊ MANIFESTO FOR THE RIGHT TO JACK OFF AND LAUGH
[h3]Article 1.[/h3][p]We have the right to fuck, jerk off, and laugh while doing it.
No shame, no whispers, no hiding the lube or the giggles.
Because an erect cock doesn’t cancel your brain,
and a wet pussy can still enjoy a good punchline.[/p][h3]Article 2.[/h3][p]Sex is not a crime.
Fantasies are not felonies.
And orgasms with jokes are still orgasms — better ones, even.[/p][h3]Article 3.[/h3][p]We demand our right to:[/p]
Visa and Mastercard are not moral authorities on our orgasms.
Let them worry about fraud, not about consensual dirty talk.[/p][h3]Article 5.[/h3][p]Porn can have plot.
Erotica can be hilarious.
And comedy can include cum — if it fits the vibe.[/p][h3]Article 6.[/h3][p]We won’t choose between “dignified literature” and “nasty fun.”
We claim the space for stories where someone says “I love you” with gigant dildos and cream n their tits,
and the narrator jerks off with such earnest clumsiness it becomes beautiful.
That’s art too.[/p][h3]Article 7.[/h3][p]We’re not ashamed to arouse.
We’re not ashamed to laugh.
We’re ashamed that people still believe desire has to be solemn to be respectable.[/p][hr][/hr][h3]✨ So we say:[/h3]
And jerking off is still a form of freedom.[/p]
No shame, no whispers, no hiding the lube or the giggles.
Because an erect cock doesn’t cancel your brain,
and a wet pussy can still enjoy a good punchline.[/p][h3]Article 2.[/h3][p]Sex is not a crime.
Fantasies are not felonies.
And orgasms with jokes are still orgasms — better ones, even.[/p][h3]Article 3.[/h3][p]We demand our right to:[/p]
- [p]Masturbate to hot stories without apologies.[/p]
- [p]Write characters who moan and make jokes mid-thrust.[/p]
- [p]Use the word "cock" with literary intent.[/p]
- [p]And describe cumshots with emotional nuance, or none at all.[/p]
Visa and Mastercard are not moral authorities on our orgasms.
Let them worry about fraud, not about consensual dirty talk.[/p][h3]Article 5.[/h3][p]Porn can have plot.
Erotica can be hilarious.
And comedy can include cum — if it fits the vibe.[/p][h3]Article 6.[/h3][p]We won’t choose between “dignified literature” and “nasty fun.”
We claim the space for stories where someone says “I love you” with gigant dildos and cream n their tits,
and the narrator jerks off with such earnest clumsiness it becomes beautiful.
That’s art too.[/p][h3]Article 7.[/h3][p]We’re not ashamed to arouse.
We’re not ashamed to laugh.
We’re ashamed that people still believe desire has to be solemn to be respectable.[/p][hr][/hr][h3]✨ So we say:[/h3]
- [p]Down with moralistic digital censorship![/p]
- [p]Raise your panties — if the scene calls for it![/p]
- [p]And long live the sacred right to horny jokes and moaning punchlines![/p]
And jerking off is still a form of freedom.[/p]