📜NEW GAME ALERT: DARK SCROLLS📜

[p]Greetings from the Doinkhole. We are crawling out into the sun with a new game announcement. [/p][p]Introducing: Dark Scrolls, a dungeon scroller! [/p][p][/p][previewyoutube][/previewyoutube][p][/p][p]Embark on a heroic quest to \[can we please just fill this in later? We are so tired of writing, we wrote like a million words last game]. [/p][p][/p][p]Choose between 9 unique heroes, including genre staples such as:[/p]

• [p]A barbarian (for all the bonk boys in the audience)[/p]
• [p]A mage "The High IQ choice"[/p]
• [p]Rat with saxophone 🎷[/p]
• [p]A thief, classic, obligatory[/p]

[p]“Stop making up genre names?” “What is a dungeon scroller?”[/p][p]Okay first of all, no, secondly:[/p][p]It’s a platformer, but the screen keeps scrolling like a horizontal shmup, so you gotta keep moving.[/p][p][/p][p]…And it’s a fantasy randomly generated dungeon game that y’all are gonna call a "roguelike" and then argue about what that even means whether we like it or not. [/p][p][/p][p]Impressive sounding feature list:[/p][p]🗡️Procedurally generated runs (aka: the level designer went on vacation)[/p][p]🗡️Branching paths (choose your own adventure)[/p][p]🗡️A weird perk system that you won't understand at first but then it'll click and your power will spiral out of control and it'll feel really good, promise![/p][p]🗡️A bigger, harder enemy that you face at the end of each level which we are calling a “boss”[/p][p]🗡️Goose honks at you at the shop[/p][p]🗡️Damage numbers appear over enemies when you hit them[/p][p]🗡️ONLINE MULTIPLAYER WHICH IS WHY THIS THING TOOK SO LONG 📢📢 [/p][p][/p][h3]Please please please wishlist, we are begging you, this is all we ask, we love you so much, we love you forever, beautiful gamers.[/h3][p][/p][p]-Doinksoft [/p][p][/p][p][dynamiclink][/dynamiclink][/p][p][/p][p] [/p][p] [/p]