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Reminder: Always Take a Break!

Hey ya'll, PJSim here. This is a very difficult game, you know. So if you find yourself getting pissed off, always try to remember to take a break.

For instance, say for example you're trying to get the HEMOSPERMIA achievement on your personal account after already unlocking them on your Acorn business account. You spend all of your time dying over and over again in Stage 4, trying to collect all of the cells. Oh man do you begin to consider removing quitting that level. You eventually beat the gauntlet... only to find that 'Stage 5' has started you out INSIDE the walls of spermicide.

You have no idea what the f!!k is wrong with your programming how that could've happened, so you get so pissed off that you rant about it in the developer announcements uninstall the game from your computer! We don't want that, do we?

So yeah. Get mad? Take a break. Especially in ???? mode, since the atmosphere is so daunting and depressing. I might make an update soon, might not, I dunno. See ya.