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Four Days Left! Have you played the demo yet? Thanks to Those Who Have!

Hola espermos y espermas...

I don't know if my Spanish is very good, but anyways, the game comes out in about four days! I know some of you can't wait, but don't lose interest... maybe take some meds if you have to. But I guess if you're constantly interested for more than four hours, then you might need to visit your doctor, so maybe just chill a bit. Keep it on your radar though!

If you haven't noticed yet, there's a demo! It's just a little preview, not that big of a load, but just enough to the point where somebody would be able to notice it if it rubs off on you. I also want to thank everybody who's come out of nowhere to make YouTube videos about the game, or even those who've just left comments below these posts.

I guess I should also mention that I removed the "Recommended" system requirements, since I basically just put in my system specs and left a comment saying that it was what the game was tested on. Some people got a bit shocked (rightfully so), so that's why it's gone.

Anyways, I can't wait just as much as all of you, so we've gotta stick out this wait together. Maybe I'll make some more posts with horrendously inappropriate and awkward sperm jokes. I dunno.

I'll be seeing you!