50¢ FOR 2020 SALE
HEY YOU! Are you tired of your limp, flaccid life? Do you want to get some action? Are you tired of feeling small and infertile? Well worry no longer!
STEVEN THE SPERM is here to excite! But, how could you EVER POSSIBLY afford it's STEEP $2 PRICE TAG?????????? I mean, that hooker took all your money, wtf are you gonna do?
FEAR NOT FRIEND - FOR THE SPECIAL YEAR OF 2020 - FEAST THINE EYES UPON A SALE FOR THE AGES...
75% OFF!!! STEVEN THE SPERM IS ONLY 50¢ FROM
DECEMBER 28TH 2019 (10:00 AM) TO JANUARY 5TH 2020 (10:00 AM)!!!!!
Experience the dramatic, and beautiful story! Squirm your way through eight fantastic labyrinths of deadly spermicide as you make your way to the egg! Meet enemies and maybe even make a friend along the way! Rack up points for a high score, or speed your way through the stages to perfect your world-record speedrun! Unlock sick aesthetic cosmetics, wicked chill title screens, and even a fantastical new mode...
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STS is a charming masterpiece created as a labor of love. Me and my friends here at Perfect Acorn have put countless hours into testing the game and polishing it to be an experience worthy of your time. We're always up for suggestions and conversations - feel free to join us in this wonderful, confounding experience simply known as "Steven the Sperm".
this sale was originally supposed to be "20¢ for 2020" but the suits over at Steam were like "wtf you can't put a game at a 90% discount", so oh well, "50" it is lol
Is that a wallet in your pants, or are you happy to play this game (or it's free demo)?
STEVEN THE SPERM is here to excite! But, how could you EVER POSSIBLY afford it's STEEP $2 PRICE TAG?????????? I mean, that hooker took all your money, wtf are you gonna do?
FEAR NOT FRIEND - FOR THE SPECIAL YEAR OF 2020 - FEAST THINE EYES UPON A SALE FOR THE AGES...
75% OFF!!! STEVEN THE SPERM IS ONLY 50¢ FROM
DECEMBER 28TH 2019 (10:00 AM) TO JANUARY 5TH 2020 (10:00 AM)!!!!!
Experience the dramatic, and beautiful story! Squirm your way through eight fantastic labyrinths of deadly spermicide as you make your way to the egg! Meet enemies and maybe even make a friend along the way! Rack up points for a high score, or speed your way through the stages to perfect your world-record speedrun! Unlock sick aesthetic cosmetics, wicked chill title screens, and even a fantastical new mode...
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STS is a charming masterpiece created as a labor of love. Me and my friends here at Perfect Acorn have put countless hours into testing the game and polishing it to be an experience worthy of your time. We're always up for suggestions and conversations - feel free to join us in this wonderful, confounding experience simply known as "Steven the Sperm".
this sale was originally supposed to be "20¢ for 2020" but the suits over at Steam were like "wtf you can't put a game at a 90% discount", so oh well, "50" it is lol
Is that a wallet in your pants, or are you happy to play this game (or it's free demo)?