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The environment is a weapon

Hey, you!
I herd that Earth cows are fond of TOP10 lists, so I decided to make a TOP3 list, because I don’t have time for other 7 nonsense lines. I’m also a little lazy.

So here’s my TOP3 list. I called it My TOP3 List of How to Use the Environment in Space Cows to Your Advantage:
  • grill extraterrestrial sausages by luring aliens into the range of flamethrowers
  • hide behind the cheese or stand so incredibly still that you become invisible to the eye (the second one only works in movies, though…)
  • become a phantom menace and cut enemies in half when they step into lasers

Gotta go, my fingers hurt from typing so many letters.

Best Regards, out!
(don’t get excited, that’s just my name)

Oh, I almost forgot - add the game to your wishlist! (my fingers… hurt… ughhh).

https://store.steampowered.com/app/933160/Space_Cows/