Entry 1 of Captain's Dairy

Best Regards!

Actually not, it's just my name.

I see you're interested in the video game about my adventures in cos-moo-s. That's breathtaking!
Let me tell you what's it about:

Space Cows is a fast-paced cheesy twin-stick shooter in which you'll fart your way through challenging levels stuffed with super ugly extraterrestrials. The overused toilet plunger will be your ultimate weapon.

Exciting, huh? Now let me tell you what the game is not about: Earth cows.

So if you're into milky stuff and shoot em up style zero-gravity combat, start a new Steam Discussion and tell me what you're most excited about.

Oh, and do me a great favor by adding the game to your wishlist.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/933160/Space_Cows/
I see you haven't done it yet… Don't make me come to you with my plunger!