Space Cows News

Fly naked in zero gravity and save cows. Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6hnO3hlUZc
Space Cows is a cheesy twin-stick shooter featuring weaponized toilet plunger and intense combat. Shoot, dash and wobble in slow moo-tion to save cows and lay vengeance upon an evil cow-poration.

You play as a cow farmer, Best Regards, who recently had his favorite cow stolen and transported to a mootant-infested space station. Fly naked in zero gravity, armed only with a laser-scoped plunger and driven by a thirst for revenge!

Key features:

• Be the plunger assassin. Take on dangerous mootants, mini-bosses and a final mega-boss. It’s moosacre time!
  
• Wibble-wobble in zero gravity. Use twin-stick controls to master fun and responsive zero-gravity physics.
  
• The milk must flow! Collect the milk bubbles, but be careful—the space station is full of environmental hazards.
  
• Master the minigames. Save cows. Rack up crazy scores.
  

https://store.steampowered.com/app/933160/Space_Cows/

The countdown is almoost over.

This twin-stick shooooter, that totally redefines the sci-fi cattle genre, will be released tomorrow on Steam and Nintendo Switch. Prepare yourself for a bullet hell encounter with alien mootants that stand in the way of your reunion with your best four-hooved friend—Betsie.

You’ll never look at intestinal-gas-powered space travel the same way again!

If you add the game to your wishlist, you will get an email from Valve (perhaps from GabeN himself) when the game is released:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/933160/Space_Cows/

Cow-abunga!
In just two days, the game about my space adventures with extraterrestrial cows will be released on Steam.

Actually, two is my favorite number as it rhymes with moo. And moo is all about fun:

• slow-moo - a special mode that allows to throw the plunger with lethal precision
  
• whacking mootants - the main objective of the game
  
• milking moo-moos - play special minigames to milk each cow found on a level
  

Wanna learn moore? Check out the trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6hnO3hlUZc
Best Regards, out.

Holy cow!
In just three days Space Cows will be released on Steam.

Wanna know why it is worth waiting for? Here's my Three Reasons Why list:

• You can trick mootants into killing themselves
  
• You can kill mootants yourself with a plunger (if you’re worthy to wield it)
  
• There are multiple different minigames
  
• You don’t need to be good at math to play it
  

Oh, and if you add Space Cows to your wishlist, you will get a notification when it’s released.
Mooch convenient, wow!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/933160/Space_Cows/

A long time ago in a galaxy fart, fart away…

Have you seen the latest trailer for the epic space adventure, starring fan-favorite characters and deadly hand-held weapons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6hnO3hlUZc
That’s right, it’s Space Cows! Starring me—Best Regards

Space Cows will let you wield the greatest weapon of all times—the toilet plunger!
It can't cut through walls, it won’t light your way through dark corridors, but boy oh boy—there’s no better tool to get rid of nasty filth. And I’m talking about space mootants of course.

Just look at this mayhem:



Now look at it again.
And now just add the game to your wishlist.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/933160/Space_Cows/
See? I’m also a master of mind tricks. Thanks for wishlisting.