Space Cows News

Captain’s log.
Stardate: 2019.
Apparently I have plenty of fans here on Earth. They came to visit me when I was remilking my tanks at Gamescom.



Major conclusion: humans are much prettier than space mootants and they’re way better at challenging twin-stick games. It was splendid to hang out with people who don’t want to eat your face off. A truly rare sight nowadays.



Anyway, I moost go now. Duty calls.

Next stop on the Milky Way: Steam.
ETA: September 5.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/933160/Space_Cows/

Moo-hoo!
I've herd that you can now watch Space Cows streaming LIVE from Gamescom.

Watch it on YouTube, Twitch, or just head to Space Cows Steam page:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/933160/Space_Cows/

Who would have thought? Not only can you play Space Cows hands-on at Gamescom (Hall 10.1, stand E052), but you can also watch the new gameplay trailer!

https://youtu.be/h6hnO3hlUZc
It’s a moost see. Instant classic. Makes you wanna press that sweet Replay button again and again.
Oh, and one more thing… Space Cows’ release date is September 5, 2019!



BONUS: Here’s my review of the trailer:
I very mooch liked it.

• Video: 10 / 10
  
• Audio: 10 / 10
  
• Number of mootants in the trailer: 2165 / 2165
  
• Overall: 10 / 10 would watch again
  

- Best Regards - renowned movie critic & nudist space cowboy

Share your impressions too and add the game to your wishlist!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/933160/Space_Cows/

Good Moorning!
It’s a me - Best Regards, your favorite buttock-kicking space celebrity. And since I’m a celebrity, you probably wanna know more about me. Here you are:

I have mastered the ability to slow down time. It’s super useful in at least two situations:

• when you need more time to figure out how to speed up time
  
• when you're surrounded by a helluva lot of space aliens
  

Remember: use slow moo to be like John Woo.

That’s a cool mootto. Do you know what else is cool? Adding games to your wishlist.
Try it now:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/933160/Space_Cows/

Feels good, doesn’t it?

Hey, you!
I herd that Earth cows are fond of TOP10 lists, so I decided to make a TOP3 list, because I don’t have time for other 7 nonsense lines. I’m also a little lazy.

So here’s my TOP3 list. I called it My TOP3 List of How to Use the Environment in Space Cows to Your Advantage:

• grill extraterrestrial sausages by luring aliens into the range of flamethrowers
  
• hide behind the cheese or stand so incredibly still that you become invisible to the eye (the second one only works in movies, though…)
  
• become a phantom menace and cut enemies in half when they step into lasers
  

Gotta go, my fingers hurt from typing so many letters.

Best Regards, out!
(don’t get excited, that’s just my name)

Oh, I almost forgot - add the game to your wishlist! (my fingers… hurt… ughhh).

https://store.steampowered.com/app/933160/Space_Cows/