Oh, those NPCs

Good evening AIs. What do you think you are thinking about, you brainless puppets?

I like how stupid our NPCs are. They walk, drink, talk, dance, and work without purpose. Surely each of you has a fellow parasite who wanders thorugh their life aimlessly. Would be suitable for our game. They are marionettes, just marionettes waiting for you to pull the string.

I like to provoke them, tease them, and humiliate them. I probably have some secret trauma, so I release my emotions in video games. Who doesn't?

I like it when they try to fight me, but they don't know I'm creator of their matrix. That I can use cheats, and destroy them with weapons they will never afford. I feel like a God then. Or even better. Like a priest, a God's movie star.