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A Glimmer of Ape Professor’s Ape Army

**The Royal Kingsguard enters the Royal chamber**

Sir Godfrey! May I interrupt this beautiful day with important information? Our scout just came back from his mission and he brings very interesting news. Glad he is still alive, he miraculously escaped with his life! But let me start from the beginning, my lord...

**Atmospheric music echoes through the chamber**

A few days ago, our scout set off on an important mission to discover new lands. After miles and miles of wandering and scouting, he has reached a faraway land that we have not yet known of before. But don't rejoice too soon, my Lord! Unfortunately, according to our scout, these areas are under the rule of another Inkulinati Master - The Ape Profesor!

This mighty Ape Profesor is no simple Ape - or Professor. He has under his command an army that is different from all the armies we have known so far. The army of Apes…



**The smile slowly disappears from underneath Sir Godfrey's helmet**

We don't know much about them yet, and the scout has said that “more details will be revealed soon”, whatever that means. What we do know is that this Ape Army has a bit of liking towards the drink. This thirst for alcohol allows them to gain a special perk, but at the same time, it can be a bit of a weakness to them too. As you may recall my Sir, from your School of Inkulinati days, alcohol is a double-edged sword.

This is all the information our scout has managed to get for now about this new army. When he has rested and gained strength we will send him on another spy mission.

Thank you for your time, my Sire. I will show my own way out the door.