I ordered Baldur's Gate 3's companions by how much their first dates would suck in real life

Larian's titanic RPG is out now, and the community has gone feral over romance options. They're slinging sticks, stones, and firebolts over which companion is the right choice for them—with one call for "Shadowheart simps to come forth" garnering 500 upvotes and some truly eye-melting comments...
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