Scream Fest Sale + Halloween Event

[h2]Scream Fest Sale[/h2]

Unlike overpromising and underdelivering, virtue signaling was never our thing, but this Scream Fest we're trying to do our part in fighting global inflation by having our very first Weed Shop 3 sale... since the launch sale... and the pre-launch sale ːws_damanː

Not only will you be able to pick up a copy of Weed Shop 3 for 25% off, but the proceeds will also be used to put Stripper Dan through Elevator Repair School* ːws_danː

[h2]Hell'o'Weed Season 2[/h2]

We know the title was pretty cheesy a year ago, and even more so today, but our moms think it's cute so we're going with it again for Season 2, sue us... Please don't sue us ːws_damanː
Anyways, the Halloween event is finally live and offers plenty of "opportunities" to make some extra cash, boost your xp, obtain some pretty sick rewards, or die.

[h2]Got a Life?[/h2]

No worries! While we couldn't launch the event any sooner and we don't own a time machine, due to multiple requests, we've extended the Hell'o'Weed event to run through November 8th. That's like at least 2 more days or something ːws_damanː

[h2]Coming Soon**[/h2]

With the Hell'o''Weed event out of the way, we're going back to working on the next major content update - Danksgiving ːws_damanː

Just kidding, now we're not saying there won't be any Danksgiving, but our main focus from now on is going to be on expanding the late-game content and finishing up the new mechanics we've been working on since Summer.

[h3]Happy Halloween And Stay Tuned!
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* Stripper Dan's application status is still pending.
** Ish... don't ask wen