Sunless Weekly Vol.420 No.6

[h2]Dear reader from {INSERT LOCATION}, you have reached your 5 free article limit for the year. [/h2]

More than 420 million people in over 420 countries depend on our real fake news reporting, and now, you can too!

For just $4.20 you can sign up for our 7-day trial* and receive all the Sunless Weekly updates you love to hate. Will you lend us a hand in 2022?

*The 7-day trial does not include an actual subscription to anything. After the initial trial period, $420 will be charged to your mom's credit card daily for 420 days. Alternatively, you can pick up a copy of Weed Shop 3 and make the news on 420 ːws_damanː