The Trashy Home Update
[h3]This week's content update is sponsored by the Paint Wizard ːws_damanː
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ːws_peaceː Even though it serves no purpose in the game at the moment, somebody asked for it, so now you can purchase a couple of suites at Hotel 69.
ːws_peaceː Currently the suites can be purchased only from Mike D. Kurts and Faruq.
ːws_peaceː Suites can be decorated with some of the items used in the shop, but for the most part, you'll have to hunt down new furniture deals from the Pwnd Shop.
ːws_peaceː Pwned Shop's inventory has been expanded to include some items unavailable on the Dope Market. The stock gets rotated on a daily basis (game time) so make sure to swing by regularly and you might even be able to score a Master Blaster... or something.
ːws_peaceː The trash system has been revamped to scale with player level. You'll be able to find more cash on the boardwalk as well as various collectible items around town.
ːws_peaceː Turds and generic trash can now be used as ammo for the Master Blaster so if you happen to see one, don't be shy and go grab that shit.
ːws_peaceː A Homeless Depot has opened up shop on the same street as the lab and they got the best lead-based paint on the planet!*
ːws_peaceː Redo the walls of your brand new suite or paint the benches around town to match your mood. But wait, there's more! If you order your paint today, you can also drink it!
ːws_peaceː Why would you drink lead-based paint you ask? It's because it's delicious, it will take you places, put you in a hospital, or all of the above. Go nuts!
*The following statement has not been independently verified by the Associated Press or the Paint Drinkers Association of America. DO NOT DRINK LEAD-BASED PAINT!
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The Dank Pad
ːws_peaceː Even though it serves no purpose in the game at the moment, somebody asked for it, so now you can purchase a couple of suites at Hotel 69.
ːws_peaceː Currently the suites can be purchased only from Mike D. Kurts and Faruq.
ːws_peaceː Suites can be decorated with some of the items used in the shop, but for the most part, you'll have to hunt down new furniture deals from the Pwnd Shop.
Trashy Pawn
ːws_peaceː Pwned Shop's inventory has been expanded to include some items unavailable on the Dope Market. The stock gets rotated on a daily basis (game time) so make sure to swing by regularly and you might even be able to score a Master Blaster... or something.
ːws_peaceː The trash system has been revamped to scale with player level. You'll be able to find more cash on the boardwalk as well as various collectible items around town.
ːws_peaceː Turds and generic trash can now be used as ammo for the Master Blaster so if you happen to see one, don't be shy and go grab that shit.
Magic Paint
ːws_peaceː A Homeless Depot has opened up shop on the same street as the lab and they got the best lead-based paint on the planet!*
ːws_peaceː Redo the walls of your brand new suite or paint the benches around town to match your mood. But wait, there's more! If you order your paint today, you can also drink it!
ːws_peaceː Why would you drink lead-based paint you ask? It's because it's delicious, it will take you places, put you in a hospital, or all of the above. Go nuts!
*The following statement has not been independently verified by the Associated Press or the Paint Drinkers Association of America. DO NOT DRINK LEAD-BASED PAINT!