Weed Shop 3 News

Another 420, another reminder that no matter how hard you try, life will still kick you in the dick and charge you 5000 baht for the privilege.

Speaking of getting kicked in the dick...
Highland has been a fucking nightmare.

We’ve built it, scrapped it, rebuilt it, and then watched it collapse harder than Dan's knockoff dildo at a ladyboy cabaret. At this point, working on Highland feels like paying for a happy ending and realizing halfway through you’re just getting mugged — and you're too tired to care.

So what's the point? As always, there is none but Highland’s still coming — eventually ːws_damanː
Probably this year.
Maybe next.
Time isn’t real anyway when you’re this high and shit's this broken.

Until then, Weed Shop 3 is on sale — because at least it's a game ːws_damanː

[h2]Happy 420![/h2]
Smoke something strong, hug your dealer, and pray for us ːws_peaceː
We’re too deep in this shitshow to turn back now.

[h2]ːws_peaceːWhat's up, guys?ːws_peaceː
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With so much stuff going on these days, we totally forgot that we were doing the Steam Farming Fest thing ːws_damanː

Weed Shop 3 is 30% off whatever it usually is in your neck of the woods for the duration of the Fest! So grab yourself a copy if you haven't done so already and get to farming that ganja!

And in some unrelated news, our Weed Shop 4 page is finally live on Steam!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2631140/Weed_Shop_4_Highland/

[h2] Happy 420 Everyone! [/h2]

Happy 420! May your day be filled with good vibes, great company, and even greater snacks. Here’s to a laid-back celebration surrounded by laughter, relaxation, and plenty of your favorite green. Enjoy lighting up the moments that make today special. Cheers to high spirits and chill times!

[h2]The News[/h2]

Thank you, Chat GPT! We know that came from the heart... now onto the news!

There is none ːws_damanː

We were planning on announcing our new project on this day of days but, as always, came in a day late, a bud short. For reasons unknown, both Steam and Epic store listings are still stuck waiting for approval. Who knew self-publishing games was this hard? Actually we did, so we started the process last month, and here we are on 420 once again with nothing to show for...

But you know what they say when life hands you lemons... you eat those shits coz your body needs vitamin C bad after smoking all that crack. So without further ado, here's a little sneek peek of the thing we've been working on, even though it's far from being doneːws_smileyfaceː

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ːws_flagː Happy 420 ːws_flagː

[h2]What's up, guys!
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It's been a minute since our last community post, so it's about time to fill you in on what we've been up to... Some pretty sick shit tbh ːws_damanː

We've seen your comments asking for a new online Weed Shop game and it's about time to deliver one!
So we've been working day and night on an always-online single-player game where you get to manage your own shop but instead of weed you'll be selling bread 'n shit. Coz... everybody loves bread, and bread is safe and inoffensive according to sweet baby... unlike drugs, dildos, and men in diapers.

So without further ado, we'd like to present the first trailer for our brand-new game - ShopU. Enjoy!

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[h3]Don't forget to wishlist the game and subscribe to our OF ːws_damanː[/h3]

[h2]Merry Kushmas Everyone!
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[h3]Instead of doing another boring "Happy Holidaze" post for the third year in a row, we asked Canna Clause to come up with a festive Season's Greetings video this time.
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[h3]And.... it instantly got age-restricted by YouTube... so Happy Holidaze ːws_damanː
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