Sir Whoopass™: Immortal Death News

[p]BUGFIX: Fixed that the game sometime could freeze.[/p]

[p]At long last, Sir Whoopass has learned what true heroism means: emoting aggressively and dancing at inappropriate times.[/p][p][/p][p]With the WholeAss Emote Pack, you and your noble (or mildly confused) friends can unleash an entire repertoire of absurd animations. Strike a heroic pose after saving the world, floss mid-battle, or bust out the “Whoopass Wiggle” just to assert dominance over confused enemies.[/p][p][/p][p]Each emote and dance has been handcrafted with 100% genuine medieval nonsense and 0% shame. Perfect for co-op adventures, awkward celebrations, and flexing on that one friend who takes things way too seriously. Of course it is available in silly singleplayer sessions as well ("Open Emote Wheel" key binding in options).[/p][p][/p][p]WholeAss Features (click for link to DLC):[/p]

• [p]🖕 The “F You” - the one finger salute[/p]
• [p]💪 Pushups - because cardio matters[/p]
• [p]👋 Wave - Hello?[/p]
• [p]🎉 Cheer - yay![/p]
• [p]👏 Applause - for yourself, obviously[/p]
• [p]😘 Kiss - the deadliest weapon of them all[/p]
• [p]🐱 Ragdoll - gravity: the ultimate emote[/p]
• [p]👉 Point - it’s rude… unless you’re right[/p]
• [p]🍑 "Bootyquake" - life of the party[/p]
• [p]〰️ "The Wave" - unleash your inner slinky[/p][p][/p]

[p]As always thank you for your enormous support over the years. Stay tuned for more updates, who knows? Maybe next update finally lets you complete a playthough, 100% bug free?[/p][p][/p][p]/The Sir Whoopass team[/p]

[p][/p][p]Brace yourselves, noble button-mashers![/p][p]
The world of Sir Whoopass is about to get dangerously cozy in Whoop and Chill – The Fluff Awakens, the ultimate DLC adventure where menace meets marshmallowy madness![/p][p]After centuries of slumber, the legendary Flufffather has awakened—angry, overstuffed, and slightly shedding. His army of plush abominations is marching across the land, smothering all in their path with unsolicited hugs and terrifying bedtime stories. It’s up to Sir Whoopass (and probably his chiropractor) to rise again, slap evil with a smile, and conquer fluff with fire… or at least a sharpened spork.[/p][p][/p][h3]🔥 The update includes:[/h3]

• [p]🧸 New DLC: Dress up for the occasion with new suits and cozy onesies![/p]
• [p]💥 Bug fixes: Fixed a bug where the save data would corrupt and spawn players back in Tutorial Level.
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[h3]🔥 Why You Need The DLC:[/h3]

• [p]Because fluffy onesies can be terrifying.[/p]
• [p]Because your inventory doesn’t have enough skins.[/p]
• [p]Because you’ve always wanted to battle a sentient stuffed llama while dressed like a bedtime warlord.[/p]

[p]So grab your plunger, light your marshmallow cannon, and Whoop and Chill like a hero.[/p][p]The Fluff Awakens… this time it's personal.[/p][p][/p][p]Link to the DLC: Whoop and Chill – The Fluff Awakens[/p][p][/p][p]/Sir Whoopass team[/p]

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Hold onto your asses and tighten your greaves — the wait is finally over! After years of sharpening swords, perfecting puns, and polishing armor to a dangerously blinding shine, Sir Whoopass: Immortal Death has officially landed on Xbox Series X|S and PlayStation 5!

That’s right, console peasants — rejoice! The world’s most questionable knight (and certified pun-warrior) is bringing his legendary blend of dad jokes, over-the-top combat, and questionable heroism to your couch, just inches from your snack-filled hands.

Prepare to:

• Smack evil in Grööt's face with the BFS9000.
  
• Invite your friends for a true Co-Whooping experience.
  
• Solve puzzles that are only slightly less confusing than your uncle’s Wi-Fi password.
  
• Battle bizarre bosses, like a sentient lute and a guy named Sullivan who just really hates joy.
  

And of course, you’ll go toe-to-toe (and pun-to-pun) with The Immortal, the game’s big bad who’s less “dark overlord” and more “drama queen with a vengeance.” Cursed with eternal life and eternal bad moods, this cape-flapping menace is determined to turn the world into one long Monday. He’s got a skull for a head, a chip on his shoulder, and a villain laugh so evil it’s been banned in 14 kingdoms for noise pollution.

Sir Whoopass is not your average fantasy RPG — it's a glorious, ridiculous quest for vengeance, justice, and the last donut in the breakroom. Whether you’re a seasoned knight or just here for the puns, this is the console release you never knew you desperately needed.

So what are you waiting for? Saddle up, power on, and prepare to Whoop... some... ass.

Now available on Xbox Series X|S and PlayStation 5. Head over the their stores over here and check it out for yourself:

https://www.xbox.com/games/store/sir-whoopass-immortal-death/9njtnb9bq5ps

https://store.playstation.com/en-us/concept/10010515

/Sir Whoopass team

Changelog:

• Improved DLC store connection experience
  
• Minor improvements of debug errors handling
  
• Gave Sir Whoopass a pat on the back