Sir Whoopass™: Immortal Death News

[p][/p][p]Brace yourselves, noble button-mashers![/p][p]
The world of Sir Whoopass is about to get dangerously cozy in Whoop and Chill – The Fluff Awakens, the ultimate DLC adventure where menace meets marshmallowy madness![/p][p]After centuries of slumber, the legendary Flufffather has awakened—angry, overstuffed, and slightly shedding. His army of plush abominations is marching across the land, smothering all in their path with unsolicited hugs and terrifying bedtime stories. It’s up to Sir Whoopass (and probably his chiropractor) to rise again, slap evil with a smile, and conquer fluff with fire… or at least a sharpened spork.[/p][p][/p][h3]🔥 The update includes:[/h3]

• [p]🧸 New DLC: Dress up for the occasion with new suits and cozy onesies![/p]
• [p]💥 Bug fixes: Fixed a bug where the save data would corrupt and spawn players back in Tutorial Level.
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[h3]🔥 Why You Need The DLC:[/h3]

• [p]Because fluffy onesies can be terrifying.[/p]
• [p]Because your inventory doesn’t have enough skins.[/p]
• [p]Because you’ve always wanted to battle a sentient stuffed llama while dressed like a bedtime warlord.[/p]

[p]So grab your plunger, light your marshmallow cannon, and Whoop and Chill like a hero.[/p][p]The Fluff Awakens… this time it's personal.[/p][p][/p][p]Link to the DLC: Whoop and Chill – The Fluff Awakens[/p][p][/p][p]/Sir Whoopass team[/p]

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Hold onto your asses and tighten your greaves — the wait is finally over! After years of sharpening swords, perfecting puns, and polishing armor to a dangerously blinding shine, Sir Whoopass: Immortal Death has officially landed on Xbox Series X|S and PlayStation 5!

That’s right, console peasants — rejoice! The world’s most questionable knight (and certified pun-warrior) is bringing his legendary blend of dad jokes, over-the-top combat, and questionable heroism to your couch, just inches from your snack-filled hands.

Prepare to:

• Smack evil in Grööt's face with the BFS9000.
  
• Invite your friends for a true Co-Whooping experience.
  
• Solve puzzles that are only slightly less confusing than your uncle’s Wi-Fi password.
  
• Battle bizarre bosses, like a sentient lute and a guy named Sullivan who just really hates joy.
  

And of course, you’ll go toe-to-toe (and pun-to-pun) with The Immortal, the game’s big bad who’s less “dark overlord” and more “drama queen with a vengeance.” Cursed with eternal life and eternal bad moods, this cape-flapping menace is determined to turn the world into one long Monday. He’s got a skull for a head, a chip on his shoulder, and a villain laugh so evil it’s been banned in 14 kingdoms for noise pollution.

Sir Whoopass is not your average fantasy RPG — it's a glorious, ridiculous quest for vengeance, justice, and the last donut in the breakroom. Whether you’re a seasoned knight or just here for the puns, this is the console release you never knew you desperately needed.

So what are you waiting for? Saddle up, power on, and prepare to Whoop... some... ass.

Now available on Xbox Series X|S and PlayStation 5. Head over the their stores over here and check it out for yourself:

https://www.xbox.com/games/store/sir-whoopass-immortal-death/9njtnb9bq5ps

https://store.playstation.com/en-us/concept/10010515

/Sir Whoopass team

Changelog:

• Improved DLC store connection experience
  
• Minor improvements of debug errors handling
  
• Gave Sir Whoopass a pat on the back
  

Bundle up, grab your sword, and get ready to whoop some immortal butt in Sir Whoopass!


Grab your favorite blanket, pour some hot cocoa into your most ridiculous mug, and huddle up by the fireplace—because it’s time to ditch holiday cheer and embrace pure Sir Whoopass madness! Who needs carols and candy canes when you can be swinging swords at immortal weirdos and laughing so hard you spill cocoa everywhere? These deals are hotter than Santa’s sleigh on re-entry and way more fun than awkward family dinners. Sir Whoopass: the gift that keeps on whooping!



You absolutely have to watch MitchManix’s review—it's not just a review, it's an experience! Prepare for laughs, epic insights, and a whole lot of chaos as he dives into the madness. Trust us, this one’s too good to miss!
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Hear ye, hear ye, brave (and occasionally frustrated) warriors of Sir Whoopass! We’ve read your feedback, felt your rage in every ALL-CAPS COMMENT, and witnessed your noble battles against the true villain of the game: Lag.

After a mighty quest involving caffeine, bug-slaying, and no small number of spells (a.k.a. code fixes), we’ve summoned forth The Lag-Slayer Update! Now, instead of jittering around like a caffeinated Orc Hipster on Cattucino, you’ll be gracefully gliding through battle at speeds even The Legendary Villain-Beating Artifact™ would envy.

What’s new, you ask? The optimizations mainly affects the Overworld which was the rage-quitting machine; here's a summary on what you can expect in this update:

• Smoothness & Stability: Fewer frame drops and higher framerate, so your sword swings look like deadly bullets. Reworked the Overworld to increase framerate and reduce memory usage.
  
• AMD Fixes: The 2nd biggest villain was AMD CPU's and GPU's which suffered an unnecessary amount. Now it should process as fast as a cowardly Orc Noob fleeing Sir Whoopass himself.
  
• Player movement: A "feature" allowed Sir Whoopass to move slightly less quick depending on camera angle - now you run with full grace no matter what camera angle.
  

So dive back in, wield your mighty weapons and show those enemies what the Sir Whoopass experience feels like. And remember, fellow whoopers, keep the feedback coming. Who knows? We might just polish this game so hard it could pass as Sir Whoopass’s armor.

Happy slaying,
The Sir Whoopass Team 🏆