🧸 Sir Whoopass™ – Whoop and Chill: The Fluff Awakens!
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[/p][p]Brace yourselves, noble button-mashers![/p][p]
The world of Sir Whoopass is about to get dangerously cozy in Whoop and Chill – The Fluff Awakens, the ultimate DLC adventure where menace meets marshmallowy madness![/p][p]After centuries of slumber, the legendary Flufffather has awakened—angry, overstuffed, and slightly shedding. His army of plush abominations is marching across the land, smothering all in their path with unsolicited hugs and terrifying bedtime stories. It’s up to Sir Whoopass (and probably his chiropractor) to rise again, slap evil with a smile, and conquer fluff with fire… or at least a sharpened spork.[/p][p][/p][h3]🔥 The update includes:[/h3]
The world of Sir Whoopass is about to get dangerously cozy in Whoop and Chill – The Fluff Awakens, the ultimate DLC adventure where menace meets marshmallowy madness![/p][p]After centuries of slumber, the legendary Flufffather has awakened—angry, overstuffed, and slightly shedding. His army of plush abominations is marching across the land, smothering all in their path with unsolicited hugs and terrifying bedtime stories. It’s up to Sir Whoopass (and probably his chiropractor) to rise again, slap evil with a smile, and conquer fluff with fire… or at least a sharpened spork.[/p][p][/p][h3]🔥 The update includes:[/h3]
- [p]🧸 New DLC: Dress up for the occasion with new suits and cozy onesies![/p]
- [p]đź’Ą Bug fixes: Fixed a bug where the save data would corrupt and spawn players back in Tutorial Level.
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- [p]Because fluffy onesies can be terrifying.[/p]
- [p]Because your inventory doesn’t have enough skins.[/p]
- [p]Because you’ve always wanted to battle a sentient stuffed llama while dressed like a bedtime warlord.[/p]