Endlight is finally RELEASED!
Lock up Grandma because today is the DAY.
Endlight is FINALLY RELEASED!
You knew it would happen and it did.
I've literally played Endlight 10,000 times,
so I have the credentials to say "ENDLIGHT"
[h3]Review: Kylda[/h3]
[previewyoutube][/previewyoutube]"Endlight is THE most visually stimulating game I have ever played ...
and I've played some fucking visually stimulating games"
"it gets absurd VERY fast, in about 2 milliseconds you go from ...
oooo pretty lights to ... (footage of a computer exploding)"
"satisfying is something this game does at its core ... really well"
[h3]Review: ZeroFrameGaming[/h3]
[previewyoutube][/previewyoutube]Perhaps the only review that mentions Endlight is funny.
Endlight also features the worst story in videogame history but I digress.
They highlight some of my game design tweets so you'll learn thangs.
They were surprised Endlight was in development for so long which is great!
Oh wait... that's great, right? Right?! Grandma!!!
[h3]HIDDEN FACT[/h3]
Endlight's default settings have Chaos and Graphics turned down for the normals.
But that's not you.
You ...
You're absurd.
You're an avocado in a bowl full of raisins.
You're the reason I get out of bed every morning and pretend I slept.
Switch "Chaos" to "Exciting" and "Graphics" to "Great",
your eyeballs will both thank you.
[h3]NOT HIDDEN FACT[/h3]
We will be releasing FREE SEASONS (25 levels each)
on the first of EVERY MONTH for a YEAR.
That's a lotta levels, but it's better than installing drywall.
[h3]MEANWHILE ON REDDIT[/h3]
I spill the beans on Endlight sales and plans.
Read it before it reads you.
Our game will FAIL at launch (tomorrow), but be SUCCESSFUL later
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Endlight is FINALLY RELEASED!
You knew it would happen and it did.
I've literally played Endlight 10,000 times,
so I have the credentials to say "ENDLIGHT"
[h3]Review: Kylda[/h3]
[previewyoutube][/previewyoutube]"Endlight is THE most visually stimulating game I have ever played ...
and I've played some fucking visually stimulating games"
"it gets absurd VERY fast, in about 2 milliseconds you go from ...
oooo pretty lights to ... (footage of a computer exploding)"
"satisfying is something this game does at its core ... really well"
[h3]Review: ZeroFrameGaming[/h3]
[previewyoutube][/previewyoutube]Perhaps the only review that mentions Endlight is funny.
Endlight also features the worst story in videogame history but I digress.
They highlight some of my game design tweets so you'll learn thangs.
They were surprised Endlight was in development for so long which is great!
Oh wait... that's great, right? Right?! Grandma!!!
[h3]HIDDEN FACT[/h3]
Endlight's default settings have Chaos and Graphics turned down for the normals.
But that's not you.
You ...
You're absurd.
You're an avocado in a bowl full of raisins.
You're the reason I get out of bed every morning and pretend I slept.
Switch "Chaos" to "Exciting" and "Graphics" to "Great",
your eyeballs will both thank you.
[h3]NOT HIDDEN FACT[/h3]
We will be releasing FREE SEASONS (25 levels each)
on the first of EVERY MONTH for a YEAR.
That's a lotta levels, but it's better than installing drywall.
[h3]MEANWHILE ON REDDIT[/h3]
I spill the beans on Endlight sales and plans.
Read it before it reads you.
Our game will FAIL at launch (tomorrow), but be SUCCESSFUL later
You might also like this tweet