50% OFF! Seasons 11 (Mar), 12, 13 and 14 (June) RELEASED (FREE!)! IMPROVEMENTS!
50% OFF!!!
An absolute steal that hurts us but helps you so it's a WIN WIN!
We've never gone lower, nor do we plan to. Don't make us.
Season 11 (March) just RELEASED! Season 12 (April) just RELEASED! Season 13 (May) just RELEASED! Season 14 (June) just RELEASED!
Break out the potatoes and turn them into fries!
A few of those seasons are being delivered late,
and I've only created trailers for 11 and 12 so far.
But... they're amazing!
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IMPROVEMENTS? IMPROVEMENTS. IMPROVEMENTS!
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The Sour Seasons Beginith
Season 13 is the start of "The Sour Seasons",
They betray everything Endlight stands for.
Fire kills you, Rubber stops you. Sometimes they work together.
You'll initially hate them.
Eventually you'll hate them more.
Years later, looking back, you'll hate yourself for not hating them even more.
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Bleachpie8 not coming back
As previously mentioned, Bleachpie8 played Season 8 (December) but has not returned since. In fact, stats indicate no-one has played Season 9 (January) or 10 (February). Rather than reflect on this dire situation, let's remember some of the good times Bleachpie8 had
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Reddit Shmeddit
Just posted the February, March, April and May sales data (Part 8) on Reddit. Summary: I won't be shopping at Ikea anytime soon.
An absolute steal that hurts us but helps you so it's a WIN WIN!
We've never gone lower, nor do we plan to. Don't make us.
Season 11 (March) just RELEASED! Season 12 (April) just RELEASED! Season 13 (May) just RELEASED! Season 14 (June) just RELEASED!
Break out the potatoes and turn them into fries!
A few of those seasons are being delivered late,
and I've only created trailers for 11 and 12 so far.
But... they're amazing!
[previewyoutube][/previewyoutube]
[previewyoutube][/previewyoutube]
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
IMPROVEMENTS? IMPROVEMENTS. IMPROVEMENTS!
- Seasons 11, 12, 13, 14 (June), 15 (July), 16 (August) completed and installed
- Choose your Ship! I'll never explain how!
- Outside - episode introduction more epic
- Outside - hitting hoop effect improved (you'll KNOW you hit one)
- Outside - level completion effect greatly improved
- Outside - doubly optimized for low-end devices
- Episodes start with shimmering colour (originally black and white)
- Episodes start/restart optimized - less jitter/pausing
- Shadows improved - shadows from offscreen geometry last longer
- Colours improved - more vivid, more pop
- Sweet levels improved - especially snakes. Better pacing and randomness. Improved "jumble"
- Text backgrounds more detailed and varied
- Endlight more fragmented
- Episode transitions greatly improved
- Improved performance on both low-end and high-end devices
- Tweaks to many older episodes, they're much more fun
- Tweaked HUD HoopCount (when player exceeds requirement)
- "Memory" episodes improved
- Extra jokes. Dad jokes. 'cuz I'm a dad
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The Sour Seasons Beginith
Season 13 is the start of "The Sour Seasons",
They betray everything Endlight stands for.
Fire kills you, Rubber stops you. Sometimes they work together.
You'll initially hate them.
Eventually you'll hate them more.
Years later, looking back, you'll hate yourself for not hating them even more.
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Bleachpie8 not coming back
As previously mentioned, Bleachpie8 played Season 8 (December) but has not returned since. In fact, stats indicate no-one has played Season 9 (January) or 10 (February). Rather than reflect on this dire situation, let's remember some of the good times Bleachpie8 had
[previewyoutube][/previewyoutube]
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Reddit Shmeddit
Just posted the February, March, April and May sales data (Part 8) on Reddit. Summary: I won't be shopping at Ikea anytime soon.