ChairF*cker Releases on July 7th

Alright bergère buckaroos! Steam review stuff is getting sorted out, and we have a locked in release date
[h2] ▬▬ ｡ﾟ・*.☆ﾟ JULY 7TH ☆ﾟ.*・｡ﾟ ▬▬▬[/h2]
Please refrain from destroying the universe until then. Or do your best at least. 💺 🥂 🪑