Chair F*cking Simulator News

[h2]Hello, we decided to update and add 1 chair.[/h2]
Please enjoy branded wrist bracelets and flavored condoms.

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[h3]Other fascinating things in this update 🪑:[/h3]

• New name text strings
  
• Bug fixes for googley eyes either not appearing and/or not hiding entirely on certain chairs
  
• Animation bug fix for the demonic chesterfield
  
• A bugfix for a very small edgecase where the "No Chair Left Out" achievement might not unlock.
  

Beware Viewer: A chonkier update is also in the works. In the meantime please yell at us or just say in the Steam forums or on the internet's toilet.

[h2]Hello, we decided to update and add 1 chair.[/h2]
Please enjoy branded wrist bracelets and flavored condoms.

🏳‍🌈💖



[h3]Other fascinating things in this update 🪑:[/h3]

• New name text strings
  
• Bug fixes for googley eyes either not appearing and/or not hiding entirely on certain chairs
  
• Animation bug fix for the demonic chesterfield
  
• A bugfix for a very small edgecase where the "No Chair Left Out" achievement might not unlock.
  

- Minor bug fix
- Added an Settings option to Auto-Hide the cursor
- Lil bit of new name food

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In time for ℍ𝔸𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎𝔼𝔼ℕ comes our newest u̷p̴d̵a̴t̸e̴, featuring new content and bugfixes.

- Halloween theme added ! (Aᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ Nᴏᴠᴇᴍʙᴇʀ 5ᴛʜ)
- New chairs added !!
- One of the chairs is now possibly cursed !!! ᴄᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ғɪɴᴅ ɪᴛ?
- Tweaked some chairs that were very similar looking to be more unique !!!!
- I̷͍̤̻̲͓͛͗̏t̷͎̮̺̝̤̐̏ ̵̰̘̱̮̣̏ͅs̵͍̪͕̏̉̓͝ḙ̷̊̿́̇͝é̴̢̧̫̻̹s̵͉͋̑͛͂ ̴̡̨̠̻̺̞̀e̵̢̢͕̩͆ͅv̵̮̅͆è̸̹̝͇̠͉̽͐̐r̶̮̳̭̘̤̹̿͆̑̆̍̈́y̸̧̦͎͖̫̏́͌͆ṱ̶͎̖̎́h̶̰̣̟͔͎̑́͊ì̴̫̞̂̃̂̇ṅ̷͈͉ģ̴̪̅̓̓͑̈́


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Has the gloss worn off of your trash can? Tired of buffing out the stains on your upholstery with your center of gravity? Time to take the wet ham out of the fridge and dust off the old thunderclothes, because some new chairs are here to roost!

The 12th moon of the 12th ring of the 12th planet is aligned.
The silky smooth sine wave flies away from the wine glass, a shining, ringing noise. It screams about sitting and f*cking the places where people sit.




This update doubles the amount of chairs in the roster. Wheelchairs! Antiques! Luxury! Royalty! I͛͛͛m͛͛͛p͛͛͛o͛͛͛s͛͛͛t͛͛͛e͛͛͛r͛͛͛s͛͛͛.
So slam some extreme health sauce and jump IN the game, because the office surplus store is POPPIN.



Be wary if your chair has teeth or writhes with pink flesh and the many whisperings they can bring.

[h2]A list:[/h2]

• Did we mention a hell-a-ton more chairs?
  
• Three new cursed achievements added
  
• Fixed clown chair no long honking sometimes
  
• Added a terrifying amount of new profile generating data
  
• Graphics settings are no longer set to Toilet by default
  
• New finish camera angle
  
• New cheat code added 👩🏽‍⚖️
  
• If you're still reading this, here's a cheat treat:
  next time you're slapping some seats, type in D-E-R-P
  

Have fun and don't forget to lock the basement!

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