Games have peaked - 77P EGG: EGGWIFE is here!

Hyperstrangers, we are climbing to peak of gaming today, as 77P EGG: EGGWIFE launches. For this momentous occasion we have prepared a special 20% launch discount!

We are only minutes in of the launch of 77P EGG: EGGWIFE and it has been already championed as the masterpiece of gaming. Don't believe us? Check this totally legitimate video testimonial from the gaming biggest!

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[h3]Convinced? Of course you are, now you gotta help 77P EGG man the #$@# up and get a new wife![/h3]

[h2]Just... make sure to save the world from sentient sewage and a milk-obsessed cult along the way [/h2]