April First - Chaos Chain Update

Salutations, dwellers...

Here is the next update for the game. Check out the change log below!

*Please note that these changes are not in any particular order.*

[h2]Update April 1st Change Log:[/h2]

Bugs:

• Added a variety of bugs back into the game because it's early access (Deal with it)
  
• Every 3 seconds, the fps will now drop to 5 and the only way to fix it is to sing opera into your mic (Be loud about it or it won't work)
  

Changes & Additions:

• All system hacking background images have been replaces with pictures of hairless cats
  
• The player is now permanently referred to as "Hank"
  
• Added a picture of me when I was a baby but it's not a good one
  
• Added my own political views to as many dialogues as possible
  
• Replaced all tilesets with bright neon variants that are hard to look at cus cyberpunk
  
• Replaced all characters in game with tree sprites
  
• Main menu music replaced with stolen music from the internet
  
• Racism
  
• Replaced gunfire sounds with clown horns
  
• Added a virus to the game files that makes your computer move around on its own while being religious (It grows legs and follows you while reciting scripture and calling you a sinner)
  
• Replaced all hand drawn and custom assets with poorly designed store assets
  
• All save data will be reset and you will permanently be in negative values with certain stats
  
• Pushed the game's release date back until 2070 - when the game takes place
  
• Added premium plus DLC which will be released in 3 days and it costs $100 but you get a shiny new skin in game
  
• Spilled coffee on my computer and erased several maps from the game while I cleaned it up
  
• Added advertisements every 10 min of game time for random stuff on the internet (Looks at your search history)
  
• Added jokes to the change logs because it's April Fools Day
  
• Added an option to save your credit card info and social security number in game
  
• All battle music is replaced by a baby crying
  

Please let me know of any bugs or issues you may encounter so I can ignore them. This update will never be available.

For more info on the game, visit the store page below!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1536730/Chaos_Chain/

That's all for now, enjoy!

-Corrosion ːCStudiosː