Brutal Orchestra is 3 years old! + Vinyl Preorder and Goodies

[h2]Anton's Ultimatum[/h2]
But first, a dubiously canon tale from the depths of Purgatory.ːHornyJesusː

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If you're confused and amazed (mostly confused, though) by what you just watched, I highly recommend checking out the original "Grinch's Ultimatum" by PilotRedSun that Anton's Ultimatum pays homage to.

[h2]ːNowakːDon't Miss Out Sale!ːBoschː[/h2]
Brutal Orchestra is 50% off from Dec 17-Dec 19 (only 2 days!) to celebrate its third anniversary.
This is the steepest discount we've ever done and we won't be making a habit of it, so if you or a friend hasn't picked up the game, this is your best chance for a long time.

(Sale begins 10:00 am PST Dec 17 and ends 10:00 am PST Dec 19)

Once this sale has concluded we'll be only discounting Brutal Orchestra by 20% during 2025!
There has never been a better time to die!ːGospelː

[h2]ːNowakːBrutal Orchestra Vinyl Preorders!ːBoschː[/h2]



The Brutal Orchestra Vinyl is *almost* here, and we're ready to accept pre-orders for the 2-Vinyl Pressing of Brutal Orchestra's soundtrack! We're so excited to be partnering with Stumpy Frog Records to bring such an amazing collection into the world!

[h2]ːNowakːIncluding:ːBoschː[/h2]

• 2 double-sided fully-mastered vinyls!
  
• 1 previously unheard Brutal Orchestra song titled "Van Aken Sleeps"!
  
• An extended version of "Zanguango"!
  
• Gorgeous art by the talented GloomyDude (with previously unseen lore implications)!
  

This vinyl comes in either Nowak Gold and Bosch Purple or in an alternate mysterious colour combination...

[h3]PayPal Buy Link (Nowak & Bosch Variant)[/h3]
https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=MBQHM9HVZALPU

[h3]PayPal Buy Link (Mystery Variant)[/h3]
https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=34V2WKBHYZ94W




[h2]ːNowakːIn-Game Goodies!ːBoschː[/h2]

Similar to how we celebrated our Egg of Incubus and Exquisite Corpse updates, we have included an in-game item themed off the Human Canvas update we released this year!ːMobyDongː



[h2]But What Has Talia Been Up To?ːFlarbː[/h2]

Talia has been very busy this year working on her new game, Clown Meat, which (after some unfortunate but necessary delays) is releasing in 2025!

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A fun reveal for roguelike enjoyers is that similar to Nowak (and Bosch), Clown Meat will feature Isaac as a playable character!ːsmileː

Talia also did a talk at Full Indie Summit about "How to Talk to Players that Hate You."

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She has also been working on some other projects but, alas, they are secret for now...

[h2]But What Has Nico Been Up To?ːMungː[/h2]

Nico performed a herculean feat by creating official Steam Workshop support for Brutal Orchestra, which was released in this year's Brutal Orchestra: Human Canvas update.



Additionally, Nico has been reportedly "working on dice". Barcelona local, Nicolás Delgado, denied further comment when asked for elaboration on the issue.


[h3]A Double Huge Thank You to Everyone Who Has Left Brutal Orchestra a Review
"This Really is the Brutal Orchestra" -Nico / Talia