The First Descendant announces 'important news': it's getting official 'jiggle physics,' which it somehow didn't already have

Somehow, it turns out that The First Descendant, the game PC Gamer's Morgan Park called "dollar store Destiny starring exclusively hot people," does not have jiggle physics. I know this because, as noticed by GamesRadar, a developer has announced on Discord the "important news" that The First Descendant is getting jiggle physics...
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