BOARD RESOLUTION | ROBOTS ARE COMING

[p][/p][hr][/hr][p]The Board of Directors has reviewed the numbers, sacrificed appropriate low level employees, and arrived at a unanimous decision; with more than 70 thousand video game units sold the company surpassed its Q1 target. Congratulations, employees! You have earned expansion. [/p][p]Effective immediately, we are greenlighting project 'Rise of the Machines', a future content update currently entering the extremely violent planning phase. Expect more automation, more destruction, and an aggressive increase in workplace casualties. The robots are coming, and yes, they are also stickmen. [/p][p]Additionally, official Employee Evaluation will be conducted shortly. Please ensure your limbs are attached and your kill count is up to date. [/p][p]Now get back to work. The machines won’t rise themselves.[/p][hr][/hr][previewyoutube][/previewyoutube]