MERRY RENTRENCH-MAS! || PATCH NOTES AND COMPETITION

[p][/p][p]It has been a great honour working with you, Q4 has been a massive success for our Shareholders. Your bonuses have been converted to Company Points, which can be spent on Eggnog at the lobby vending machine.[/p][p][/p][p]With all of our holiday spirits combined, it is time to celebrate our first ever...[/p][p][/p][h2]RENTRENCH-MAS™![/h2][p][/p][p]We have come to the realisation that profits increase when we pay fewer salaries, and it's YOUR job to bring that number down. Congratulations on this opportunity! [/p][p][/p][p]"Retrench with impunity and joy. We're technically not making profit so it's legal!" as our Founder once said. Be inspired...[/p][p][/p][p]Fred from accounting? FIRED! [/p][p]Union Rep Richard? INCINERATED![/p][p]Peter the post boy? ABLAZE![/p][p][/p][p]Give the gift of an untimely termination this holiday. Did they do anything wrong? Who cares! We don't experience consequences from the top of our big pile of money![/p][p][/p][p]Check out these new additions in the Level Builder:[/p][p]🔥 Flamethrowers[/p][p]🔥 Bazookas[/p][p]🔥 Festive Electrocution Trees[/p][p][/p][p]... and not much more![/p][p][/p][p]Use these assets to build out your dream Rentrench-mas™ tower and enter the competition on our Discord. Entries will be accepted between the 19th and 31st of December. You can join here. [/p][p][/p][p][/p][p][/p][p][/p][hr][/hr][p][/p][p]We also fixed some bugs, but the guy who writes the patch notes got retrenched, so you'll have to figure that out for yourself. [/p][p][/p][p]Happy holidays, and we'll see you next year![/p]