GlitchSPANKR News

[p]Hey Spankrs! I normally try not to do two updates and be annoying, but there were a few things that needed to be fixed![/p][p][/p]

• [p]Did a workaround fix for New Perspective collectable bug,[/p]

• [p]Disabled hidden VR settings that may be turning on VR software on launch,[/p]
• [p]Updated the Newsletter signup to send the special level in the first email,[/p]
• [p]Added ability to slap koi fish. They double their speed. There is no upper limit to the amount of times,[/p]
• [p]Updated Fathers ring in Desp_7 to break properly,[/p]
• [p]Added a spotlight effect on Spunk in the good ending,[/p]
• [p]Fixed typo in World_News,[/p]
• [p]fixed a bug where you could spawn infinite waves in the tower defense section,[/p]
• [p]Updated the end of The_Gauntlet to undo the FOV change,[/p]
• [p]Replaced all Iron maidens with an interactive version,[/p]
• [p]Fixed incorrect collisions for tapestries in Busted,[/p]
• [p]Added secret waterfall secret,[/p]
• [p]Fixed a bug where walking into health doesn't pick it up like hitting it does[/p]

[p]Hey Spankrs!

We had a good launch, and everyone seems to really be enjoying the game! After watching streams all day yesterday, and getting bug reports from players, I spent this morning fixing everything I saw reported.

There's plenty more to come!

There were a few things that might have given people trouble that are fixed now! Here is the change-list for the update that just came out: [/p]

• [p]Updated the system to avoid the attachment being visible again,[/p]
• [p]Raised laser in Retro to help not hitting it with head,[/p]
• [p]Fixed typo in Abomination trading card,[/p]
• [p]Fixed dialog being in the wrong spot in Spunkball,[/p]
• [p]Added Newsletter Codes to Steam Discussions,[/p]
• [p]Added note that people can find the codes in Steam Discussion,[/p]
• [p]Added shortcut bypass to Spunkball after a few attempts,[/p]
• [p]Added a checkpoint in Recycler, so if players find the secret level and return they don't have to start over,[/p]
• [p]improved collision for secret in New Perspective, hopefully fixing that issue. I'm unable to recreate the bug on my end to know for sure,[/p]
• [p]fixed wall gap in TattleTale,[/p]
• [p]Fixed incorrect name placement in good credits,[/p]
• [p]Added hint for secret in Dont_Spank,[/p]
• [p]Updated description for art in the museum in Apologies,[/p]
• [p]Fixed a spot in Dinner-Cooking where you could fall out of the map,[/p]
• [p]Updated contained Father's visuals, and added him in The_Decision,[/p]
• [p]Fixed an issue where the max FPS was set to 60 each level, rather than the player's set settings,[/p]
• [p]Fixed a visual text bug when hovering over levels with secret paths and the Newsletter Level,[/p]
• [p]Made the Newsletter reward level hidden by default until you unlock it to avoid confusion,[/p]
• [p]Attempted a fix for a very rare issue where an enemy doesn't spawn correctly in Old_Friends,[/p]
• [p]Fixed an issue where Spunk might keep speaking lines after being caught in Spy_Movie,[/p]
• [p]Fixed Mom's name being wrong in Desp_8,[/p]
• [p]Fixed a steam achievement not firing/detecting the freecam overlap,[/p]
• [p]Disabled jump in A_New_Perspective,[/p]
• [p]Fixed an issue where Spunk's mouth might not open when he screams in Recycler,[/p]
• [p]Blocked the player's escape in Brother,[/p]
• [p]Updated decor UI to not show slow arrows if it's the only decor option,[/p]
• [p]Fixed collision on backsplash in various levels,[/p]
• [p]Added whoopie cushion sounds to the whoopie hand[/p]

[p]After a gruelingly long wait you're able to finally get the full Spunkin' game.

Pick it up now for 10% Off[/p][previewyoutube][/previewyoutube]

[h2]The SYSTEM goes live tomorrow![/h2][p][/p][p]You thought the game was just a silly spank simulator? Well, it is, but it’s also SO MUCH MORE! Grab your big wiggly stick and prepare to fight evil, spank bad guys to death, and SAVE THE WORLD!

For a game about spanking, we think it’s a pretty good story. A little scary, a little dark, a little campy. The full game seems to take people between 8-16 hours to complete!

Here’s our new trailer!

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[p]👋 Hey Spankers, Secret Hunters, and brave Booty Defenders!
[/p][p]It’s finally happening: GlitchSPANKR launches October 15th! Oh boy, that’s right! In just 20 days you’ll be able to dive headfirst into our nostalgic 90's nightmare and decide once and for all… is Spunk your bestie, your nemesis, or something much, much weirder?[/p][p]Check out the Official Release Trailer here:[/p][previewyoutube][/previewyoutube][hr][/hr][h3]✨ Community Power-Up: 12,000 Wishlists![/h3][p]We just crossed a HUGE milestone, over 12,000 of you have hit “Wishlist” on Steam. That’s 12,000 players ready to wield the power of the floppy pink hand, ready to spank a certain virus into next week (or smooch him, or… you know what, we’ll let you figure that out).[/p][p]From the bottom of Spunk's broken soul: THANK YOU. 💖
This game only comes to life because of your support.[/p][hr][/hr][h3]📣 How You Can Help[/h3]

• [p]If you’ve already wishlisted, well, you’re a hero. There's nothing more to say.[/p]
• [p]If not… well, you’ve still got time before launch. Hit that green wishlist button and join the Spank Squad. Maybe even join our Newsletter to get a special code right before launch that will add a special Newsletter only level, along with other goodies! Newsletter Signup[/p]
• [p]Share the trailer, scream into the void with us, or spank your nearest piece of furniture in solidarity. Every little bit helps spread the glitch.[/p]

[hr][/hr][p]GlitchSPANKR launches October 15th.
Get ready to spank, smooch, and glitch your way through the weirdest game of 2025.[/p][p]💾 Stay corrupted,
- The GlitchSPANKR Team[/p]