Swapmeat News

[h2]What's up, Meat Scientists?[/h2]

[h2]Some big news for ya: [/h2]



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[h3]That's right, Meat Fam. We goin' live again, and want to play with you.

This update is all about more. More content, more progression, more MEAT.

Questions? We have the answers you crave:[/h3]

[h2]I played last playtest. I want - no, I need - to play again. How I do dis?[/h2]
If you played last playtest, you're already in. Just be ready on Friday, September 6, around 11-ish a.m. Pacific time.

[h2]I want in but I'm not in. How do I get in so I can get in?[/h2]
Also easy, just visit playswapmeat.com and connect your account. From there, you can either sit tight and hope the branch chain amino acids align and you get in by random selection. OR: you can use your special invite code at your Meat Lab dashboard to invite three friends. If they all sign up using your link, you all get in.

[h2]When, exactly, does everything start?[/h2]
We plan to make the playtest available on Friday, September 6, around 11:00 a.m. Pacific time.

[h2]Why "around 11:00 a.m."?[/h2]
Look, Meat Scientist. We're not morning people, OK?!

[h2]What's that cosmic conspiracy from all your amazing TikTok videos all about?[/h2]
Shh. Shhhhhhh.



[h3]See you after PAX![/h3]

Hey meat fam!

We've got some exciting news to share with you: We're holding our first SWAP/MEAT playtest on July 19th, and we want to play with you!

There's one way to guarantee you and your friends can play on the 19th. Just check out this here handy video to learn more:

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Pretty easy, right? Just visit https://meatlab.playswapmeat.com/dashboard/invites to get your unique referral links to share with your friends.

(If that link asks you to log in with Steam, click this link here, and sign in again. Make sure to use the email you originally used to sign up.)

You can refer up to three friends, and if all three sign up for access, you all get in! Are you, like me, forever alone and don't have any friends to invite? No worries, you still have a chance to get randomly selected to play.

Here's the breakdown:

• When: July 19th, 2024 at ~11:00 a.m. Pacific
  
• Who: You and your three best friends. Or just you. No judgment.
  
• Where: Steam/Discord [links]
  
• Why: This meat ain't gonna swap itself.
  
• How: We have an advanced machine that forces meat through the series of tubes that connect your computer to your favorite doomscrolling platform. Rather than serving up despair, you get SWAP/MEAT!
  

We'll reach out again a bit closer to the day with a reminder. See you soon!
- Rodd, VP of Humanoid Resources and Diuretics, Rangus Corp