A Treasure Hunter’s guide to staying alive (mostly)
Hey there, fellow adventurers! :OrbGetThief:
It’s me, your charming, slightly bruised treasure hunter, writing this totally voluntary guide while catching my breath in a suspiciously cozy cave.
You’re probably wondering: “How does one survive ancient ruins, unearth legendary loot, and outrun ravenous beasts without becoming lunch?” Well, lucky for you, I’ve got the answers—or at least the bruises to prove what not to do. :luckyclover:
Step one: The grappling hook :grapplinghook:
Forget about carrying your grandma’s purse (no offense to Granny). Here’s what you’ll actually need: The Grappling Hook – the ultimate tool for treasure hunters in Don’t Wake The Beast - You know, the game I’m the hero of: single-player, challenging, roguelite, with procedurally generated levels? Ringing any bells? Yeah? I hope so. Getting back to the topic of grappling hooks, it is your tool for avoiding traps, and pulling loot from places you probably shouldn’t be reaching into and — most importantly:
Pro tip #1: You can use the hook to make noise at a distance. Yep! Smash a pot near an enemy or just slap the wall with the hook — it’s like ringing a doorbell with explosives.
Also, try not to swing like Spider-You-Know-Who. Trust me. I’ve tried. Didn’t end well.
Step two: Treasure hunting like a pro :IOTC_Treasure_Chest:
Every ruin has a story, and every story has… booby traps. To avoid becoming a permanent part of the scenery. Read the symbols. Some are ancient warnings. Some are invitations to die stupidly.
And…
Pro tip #2: Keep an eye :caveblazerseyeball: out for cracked, fragile-looking walls — many hide secret rooms full of loot, lore, or occasionally… more problems.
Don’t touch the shiny things… immediately. Look, I get it, they sparkle! But traps don’t reset themselves.
Step three: The beast factor
Now, about the whole “don’t wake the beast” thing… yeah, good luck with that. If you’re looking for dynamic escape challenges, you’ve come to the right place. Those overgrown nightmares have a sixth sense for wannabe adventurers. My advice?
Pro tip #3: When the beast breathes fire — DON’T panic. :SpellDisk_Fire:
You can latch onto the ceiling with your hook to avoid it (assuming you’re fast and lucky).
BUT here’s a trick — during its flame attack, the beast moves slower. If you’ve got space, you might be better off just sprinting out of the blast zone to gain some distance.
Step four: Survive another day
If you’ve made it this far without tripping into a pit or losing an arm, congrats! You’re either incredibly skilled or ridiculously lucky. Just remember, the treasure is worth it… probably.So, grab your grappling hook, light that torch, and join me in the thrill of the chase. Just don’t forget: the ruins may hold ancient riches, but the beasts don’t take kindly to looters. I’ll see you out there—if you can keep up. Don’t Wake The Beast is waiting for you, adventurers. But remember, it’s not the treasure that makes the story—it’s how you survive the chase.
if you want to be a part of my adventures, follow me on:
📍 Facebook
📍 X
📍 TikTok
See you soon! You’ll have a chance to meet me at PAX East in Boston as well, but I’ll tell you more about that another time!
It’s me, your charming, slightly bruised treasure hunter, writing this totally voluntary guide while catching my breath in a suspiciously cozy cave.
You’re probably wondering: “How does one survive ancient ruins, unearth legendary loot, and outrun ravenous beasts without becoming lunch?” Well, lucky for you, I’ve got the answers—or at least the bruises to prove what not to do. :luckyclover:
Step one: The grappling hook :grapplinghook:
Forget about carrying your grandma’s purse (no offense to Granny). Here’s what you’ll actually need: The Grappling Hook – the ultimate tool for treasure hunters in Don’t Wake The Beast - You know, the game I’m the hero of: single-player, challenging, roguelite, with procedurally generated levels? Ringing any bells? Yeah? I hope so. Getting back to the topic of grappling hooks, it is your tool for avoiding traps, and pulling loot from places you probably shouldn’t be reaching into and — most importantly:
Pro tip #1: You can use the hook to make noise at a distance. Yep! Smash a pot near an enemy or just slap the wall with the hook — it’s like ringing a doorbell with explosives.
Also, try not to swing like Spider-You-Know-Who. Trust me. I’ve tried. Didn’t end well.
Step two: Treasure hunting like a pro :IOTC_Treasure_Chest:
Every ruin has a story, and every story has… booby traps. To avoid becoming a permanent part of the scenery. Read the symbols. Some are ancient warnings. Some are invitations to die stupidly.
And…
Pro tip #2: Keep an eye :caveblazerseyeball: out for cracked, fragile-looking walls — many hide secret rooms full of loot, lore, or occasionally… more problems.
Don’t touch the shiny things… immediately. Look, I get it, they sparkle! But traps don’t reset themselves.
Step three: The beast factor
Now, about the whole “don’t wake the beast” thing… yeah, good luck with that. If you’re looking for dynamic escape challenges, you’ve come to the right place. Those overgrown nightmares have a sixth sense for wannabe adventurers. My advice?
- Stay quiet – Whistling your favorite tune might feel heroic, but it’s basically a dinner bell.
- Run like your life depends on it (because it does). And if all else fails… maybe they like jokes? Worth a shot.
Pro tip #3: When the beast breathes fire — DON’T panic. :SpellDisk_Fire:
You can latch onto the ceiling with your hook to avoid it (assuming you’re fast and lucky).
BUT here’s a trick — during its flame attack, the beast moves slower. If you’ve got space, you might be better off just sprinting out of the blast zone to gain some distance.
Step four: Survive another dayIf you’ve made it this far without tripping into a pit or losing an arm, congrats! You’re either incredibly skilled or ridiculously lucky. Just remember, the treasure is worth it… probably.So, grab your grappling hook, light that torch, and join me in the thrill of the chase. Just don’t forget: the ruins may hold ancient riches, but the beasts don’t take kindly to looters. I’ll see you out there—if you can keep up. Don’t Wake The Beast is waiting for you, adventurers. But remember, it’s not the treasure that makes the story—it’s how you survive the chase.
if you want to be a part of my adventures, follow me on:
📍 X
📍 TikTok
See you soon! You’ll have a chance to meet me at PAX East in Boston as well, but I’ll tell you more about that another time!