A treasure hunter’s guide #2: How a typical run REALLY feels
[p]Hey there, brave soul! So you’ve decided to dive into the ruins in Don’t Wake The Beast, huh? Cute. Let me walk you through what a “typical run” looks like - so when you’re sprinting for your life later, you can say, “At least someone warned me.” 😅[/p][p][/p][p]Step one: The calm before the chaos[/p][p]First things first - prep time! Before you set foot in those ruins, visit the merchant. Trust me, you’re gonna need those consumables. BUY THEM. And don’t forget your grappling hook’s loadout. 🪝
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[/p][p]Step two: The road to the vault[/p][p]Now comes the fun part: the ruins. Beautiful architecture, rich history, and more death traps than you can imagine. Step wrong, and BOOM - you’re a cautionary tale. 💀[/p][p]Oh, and enemies? They’re everywhere, watching, waiting to ruin your day. Get spotted too many times, and guess what? They summon the Warden - an undead nightmare that will chase you until you hit the vault or die trying.
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[/p][p]Step three: Grab the loot (but don’t get greedy)[/p][p]Every glittering treasure whispers your name - but here’s the catch: each piece you grab makes you heavier. More gold = slower you = easier snack for whatever’s hunting you. 🪙[/p][p][/p][p]So ask yourself: Do you want to be rich, or do you want to live?[/p][p]…Actually, scratch that - grab what you can and pray. 🙏
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[/p][p][/p][p]Step four: The big prize[/p][p]Deep in the vault lies THE artifact. It’s shiny. It’s priceless. And, oh yeah - it’s guarded by a Beast the size of your worst nightmares. 🐲 You could try being sneaky, tiptoeing like a ballerina in chainmail… or you could YOLO and grab it.[/p][p][/p][p]Either way, when you take that artifact…[/p][p]The Beast wakes up.[/p][p]The floor trembles.[/p][p]And the game changes.
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[/p][p][/p][p]Step five: RUN.[/p][p]Forget style. Forget honor. Just run like every bone in your body wants to live another day. 🏃♂️💨 Grapple across chasms, dodge fire breath, and whatever you do, don’t look back. You won’t like what you see.
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[/p][p]Step six: Cash in, power up[/p][p]If by some miracle you make it out, congrats - you’re officially a legend. ✨ Sell your loot, stack that sweet grain, and upgrade your gear. Because let’s be honest: you’re going back in.
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[/p][p]Because in Don’t Wake The Beast, greed isn’t just good - it’s the whole damn point.
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[/p][p]Step three: Grab the loot (but don’t get greedy)[/p][p]Every glittering treasure whispers your name - but here’s the catch: each piece you grab makes you heavier. More gold = slower you = easier snack for whatever’s hunting you. 🪙[/p][p][/p][p]So ask yourself: Do you want to be rich, or do you want to live?[/p][p]…Actually, scratch that - grab what you can and pray. 🙏
[/p][p]Step six: Cash in, power up[/p][p]If by some miracle you make it out, congrats - you’re officially a legend. ✨ Sell your loot, stack that sweet grain, and upgrade your gear. Because let’s be honest: you’re going back in.
if you want to be a part of my adventures, follow me on:
📍 X
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