Steven the Sperm News

Hey everybody, there's a new update out for STS.

This update removes some extra unlockable videos. This is because the original videos were really bad - they were basically just me in front of the camera sitting on a couch giving a long, drawn out speech. For more clarification, this is why I've removed them:

• Generally low video quality (unfunny, embarrassing, done in one take).
• Didn't fit with the rest of the game.
• Hard for people who don't speak English very well to understand, since the video is mostly straight talking.

I think I can do better. So, in the meantime, this update removes those videos. This is actually good in a way, since it means that the install size will be smaller. I will work very hard these next couple of days trying to create new, much better videos to reward you for your hard work. That doesn't mean you should stop playing, since you can view these videos again after you unlock them, but still.

Please expect version 1.1. This version will have the improved unlockables, as well as some extremely minor bug fixes.

And remember - we're still alive! Perfect Acorn is still keeping an eye on this game!


Make sure to leave reviews (even if they're negative) so we can know how we're doing, and remember to report bugs in the discussions for the game to help make it a better experience!


Thank you all for being part of this experience. This is the first video game I've ever released with my friends, and this first week & weekend has been one of the most exciting of my life. I hope we can continue talking, playing, and having fun in the future. ːsteamhappyː

... even if it's a game about sperm.

Hey, it’s National Gamer Day! Seriously... I never even intended to time that, it just happened.

If you’ve played the demo and liked what you saw, go ahead and buy the full version now!

Thanks to everybody who plays, and see you all later!

I'll leave you all with a cool picture my friend made on his calculator!

Hola espermos y espermas...

I don't know if my Spanish is very good, but anyways, the game comes out in about four days! I know some of you can't wait, but don't lose interest... maybe take some meds if you have to. But I guess if you're constantly interested for more than four hours, then you might need to visit your doctor, so maybe just chill a bit. Keep it on your radar though!

If you haven't noticed yet, there's a demo! It's just a little preview, not that big of a load, but just enough to the point where somebody would be able to notice it if it rubs off on you. I also want to thank everybody who's come out of nowhere to make YouTube videos about the game, or even those who've just left comments below these posts.

I guess I should also mention that I removed the "Recommended" system requirements, since I basically just put in my system specs and left a comment saying that it was what the game was tested on. Some people got a bit shocked (rightfully so), so that's why it's gone.

Anyways, I can't wait just as much as all of you, so we've gotta stick out this wait together. Maybe I'll make some more posts with horrendously inappropriate and awkward sperm jokes. I dunno.

I'll be seeing you!

Ayy, what's up my future sperm lovers... are you as excited as I am to get a nice, hot steamy Steven on your calloused fingers? Then worry not my fellow sperm fanatics, because before the final game is even out yet, you can test out the demo version!

In the demo you'll be able to play one of the many awe-inspiring, moving, captivating, and beautiful stages! Get your feel for the controls before beating the final game! Get used to the heart-pounding experience of being a sperm trapped in a labyrinth of spermicide!

See you guys later... stay safe... use protection...but have fun!