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Hey, say hey!

Oh hay!

How's it wobbling?

I feel super lonely out here in a galaxy far away. You know what they say: in space, no one can hear you moo. Probably because there are hardly any people around. Alive at least.

So, space cowdets, why don't you start a new Steam Discussion and say hi? Say something else too, like: What Space Cows’ features are you moo-st excited about? What is your pants’ size?

Can't wait to hear from you, Earth folks.

Best Regards!
(That's my name, share yours)

https://store.steampowered.com/app/933160/Space_Cows/

Entry 1 of Captain's Dairy



Best Regards!

Actually not, it's just my name.

I see you're interested in the video game about my adventures in cos-moo-s. That's breathtaking!
Let me tell you what's it about:

Space Cows is a fast-paced cheesy twin-stick shooter in which you'll fart your way through challenging levels stuffed with super ugly extraterrestrials. The overused toilet plunger will be your ultimate weapon.

Exciting, huh? Now let me tell you what the game is not about: Earth cows.

So if you're into milky stuff and shoot em up style zero-gravity combat, start a new Steam Discussion and tell me what you're most excited about.

Oh, and do me a great favor by adding the game to your wishlist.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/933160/Space_Cows/
I see you haven't done it yet… Don't make me come to you with my plunger!

Space Cows Cowmunity Social Media



Howdy Gamers!

We'd like to inform you that Space Cows - an Udderly Cheesy-Fiction Game is now available on various social media, which you can follow to be on top of the latest info about the game and get news as fresh as milk straight from a cow.


We also have our official Space Cows Discord "Cowmunity" (see what we did there?), which you can join here: https://discordapp.com/invite/BT3CaBC - you can chat there with devs, other gamers, and sometime even Best Regards. That’s right - our game's main hero, appears on the server as well ;)

See you there!
Space Cows Team