Endlight News

Season 16 has RELEASED!
What would August be without another season of Endlight? Easy. It would be bad. This is the final sour season, featuring the best and most intense levels Endlight has ever offered. Beware: The fire and rubber are relentless. Can you beat Season 16? Of course!

The Season 16 trailer attempts to be funny. It has unexpectedly caused controversy due to its advanced use of AI. Rather than copy a face from google image search, I generated it. I beg forgiveness, unless you're AI.

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Games I Used To Play Play 1979 TRS-80 games in your browser! We needed something else to talk about at parties, and this labour of love did the trick! If you play the TRS-80 games you'll love them. If you love TRS-80 games, you'll love Endlight. That's the pipeline.



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Reddit To The Head
Just posted Part 10 of our ongoing marketing series.
The comments, as always, are fascinating.

WE MADE IT! ENDLIGHT'S FIRST BIRTHDAY! Blow out the candles and slap mama's ass, 'cuz we're celebrating with a SALE. 50% OFF! $.7.50US! Depending on where you live, that's 2,000 coffees.



They said we couldn't release 25 free levels every month for a year. They said there's no way we could make Endlight even crazier. They said we have to stop working on it, before we're hospitalized. Never listen to them. HO!

Season 15 has RELEASED!
We are back on track. Season 15 is another 25 levels of magic, mayhem, and baked beans. It's the 3rd Sour Season and if you know what that means you're part of a very very exclusive and good looking club. The best part of Season 15 might be this trailer. I've lost count of the number of Endlight videos I've created but I feel it's 15.
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New Steam Review!
"boring"

All killer, no filler. Everything you could want from a review. They played Endlight for 12 minutes and did not ask for a refund. They've been on Steam for 20 years, bought 828 games and have left 111 reviews. So. Many. Questions.

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Reddit Doozy
In June, we pulled out all the marketing stops and went for broke.
IT WORKED
Spoiler: Endlight sold 32 copies in June at half price!

50% OFF!!!
An absolute steal that hurts us but helps you so it's a WIN WIN!
We've never gone lower, nor do we plan to. Don't make us.

Season 11 (March) just RELEASED! Season 12 (April) just RELEASED! Season 13 (May) just RELEASED! Season 14 (June) just RELEASED!
Break out the potatoes and turn them into fries!

A few of those seasons are being delivered late,
and I've only created trailers for 11 and 12 so far.
But... they're amazing!
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IMPROVEMENTS? IMPROVEMENTS. IMPROVEMENTS!

• Seasons 11, 12, 13, 14 (June), 15 (July), 16 (August) completed and installed
  
• Choose your Ship! I'll never explain how!
  

• Outside - episode introduction more epic
  
• Outside - hitting hoop effect improved (you'll KNOW you hit one)
  
• Outside - level completion effect greatly improved
  
• Outside - doubly optimized for low-end devices
  

• Episodes start with shimmering colour (originally black and white)
  
• Episodes start/restart optimized - less jitter/pausing
  
• Shadows improved - shadows from offscreen geometry last longer
  
• Colours improved - more vivid, more pop
  
• Sweet levels improved - especially snakes. Better pacing and randomness. Improved "jumble"
  

• Text backgrounds more detailed and varied
  
• Endlight more fragmented
  
• Episode transitions greatly improved
  
• Improved performance on both low-end and high-end devices
  

• Tweaks to many older episodes, they're much more fun
  
• Tweaked HUD HoopCount (when player exceeds requirement)
  
• "Memory" episodes improved
  
• Extra jokes. Dad jokes. 'cuz I'm a dad
  

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The Sour Seasons Beginith
Season 13 is the start of "The Sour Seasons",
They betray everything Endlight stands for.
Fire kills you, Rubber stops you. Sometimes they work together.
You'll initially hate them.
Eventually you'll hate them more.
Years later, looking back, you'll hate yourself for not hating them even more.

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Bleachpie8 not coming back
As previously mentioned, Bleachpie8 played Season 8 (December) but has not returned since. In fact, stats indicate no-one has played Season 9 (January) or 10 (February). Rather than reflect on this dire situation, let's remember some of the good times Bleachpie8 had
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Reddit Shmeddit
Just posted the February, March, April and May sales data (Part 8) on Reddit. Summary: I won't be shopping at Ikea anytime soon.

Season 10 has RELEASED!
February no longer SUCKS.
25 new levels that finally reveal Endlight's true beautiful face.
Q: if they're so great, why didn't we start with them?
A: Because you couldn't handle that.

Once again the new season is accompanied by an awesome video.
Stats showed people stopped watching these after 10 seconds,
so we doubled the speed.
BRACE YOURSELF
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Bleachpie8, where art thou?
Ultra reliable Endlight streamer Bleachpie8 has not played Season 9 / January (let alone Season 10 / February). Why Bleachpie8? WHY!!!??!?! Was it something we said? Did you grow tired of our antics? Come back Bleachpie8... COME BACK
Note: Stats indicate no-one has reached Season 9 or 10.

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WroteIt On Reddit
Just posted the January sales data (Part 7) on Reddit. The comments, as always, are fascinating. I would reply to the comments more but the comments themselves get downvoted for reasons I don't fully understand!
Spoiler: Endlight sold 9 copies in January at full price!