Revenge of the Savage Planet News

To all brave Space adventurers,

Your noble (and rapidly approaching) mission will take you to the very edge of known space. We need you sharp, ready to handle anything—from hostile threats to... whatever that thing is with the three eyes and too many legs.

We did send probes ahead. Some came back. The ones that did brought back valuable data on local fauna. Be sure to scan everything with your Kindrex—it’s the only way we’ll survive whatever’s out there.



One last thing before liftoff:

Rule #1 – Never trust anything.
Rule #2 – Especially if it’s cute.

See you out there,

Kane, your Chief Happiness Officer

As you prepare to launch yourself headfirst into Revenge of the Savage Planet on May 8, we think it’s time to meet the dysfunctional family of planets you’ll be exploring.

Some are colorful, vibrant & full of surprises while others are much more dry & moody. They sound a little bit like your co-workers, if you had any left.

Ready for the tour?

[h2]Stellaris Prime 🌎[/h2]

Ahhhh, home sweet slightly toxic home. If you look to your left you’ll see Stellaris Prime.

A lush, radiant jungle world bursting with color & a potentially unhealthy amount of mushrooms. Not the kind you eat, the kind that might eat you if you’re not careful.

This planet is your launchpad for this particular adventure, your cozy corporate hellscape & the epicenter of all things questionable.

You’ll start here in scenic Nu Florida & you’ll probably leave a little weirder than you arrived. Maybe itchier too. Blame the mushrooms.


[h2]Xephyr 🌵[/h2]

This place is what happens when a desert gives up on being boring.

Xephyr might be sandy & desolate but… SURPRISE! MORE MUSHROOMS! This time they’re glowing & they’re electric. You’ll have to let us know if that’s a good thing as you conduct your research.

There’s a strange beauty in the bleakness. We could get used to it if the sand weren’t everywhere.

It’s in your boots. It’s in your lunch. It’s. Literally. Everywhere.


[h2]Quasadron IX 🪐[/h2]

Imagine a never-ending stretch of verdant tundra. Now toss in a massive rocky outcropping & floating land that defies physics. Congrats, you just pictured Quasadron IX!

Some call it ‘breathtaking’, others call it ‘strange’ & even fewer ask how those rocks started floating but we’re not here to ask those questions today.

One question we do have though: did you remember to bring your jetpack?

This planet is the PERFECT location for jumping around and spellunking. Just remember not to look down if you’re afraid of heights.


[h2]Zenithian Rift 🧊🔥[/h2]

We saved the coldest & the warmest for last. It’ll make sense when you land on Zenithian Rift, don’t worry.

This world features a potentially active volcano, a frozen tundra & waterlogged caverns with plenty to discover inside.

It’s cold enough to freeze your jetpack but hot enough to barbecue your best friend. A perfect vacation - sorry, work location - if you enjoy screaming in hilarity & pain at the same time.

Bring sunscreen & a parka. Maybe a priest too.


[h2]????? 🤖[/h2]

Unfortunately, we don’t know much about this one, but we think there’s a fifth planet in the star system.

It’s well hidden, it’s completely unnatural & it sounds like a pinball machine to our sensors.

Think you’ll be able to find it? We’re counting on you, explorer!


Remember to follow our socials as we blast off in just under TWO WEEKS 👇

🚨 ATTENTION EMPLOYEES 🚨

We’ve recently discovered a new species on Stellaris Prime & uh… it’s got a look. Big eyes, big teeth, big brain, small hands & we’re baffled. But one thing is clear:

THIS CRITTER NEEDS A NAME.



Scientists have given him the temporary title of ‘Skoodle’, but we’ve let them know our explorers can do a better job - so YOU get to decide what we officially call this little guy.

That’s right, we’re handing over the scientific naming rights to our definitely-not-bonkers community. What could possibly go wrong?

[h2]How do I enter? 📝[/h2]

Let’s get into the juicy bit.

Head over to our tweet right now to cast your vote. Simply drop your most unhinged name or just yell in all caps via the replies. We accept all forms of participation 👇

So if you’ve ever wanted to say: “Mom, I helped make a video game!” then technically this is your chance.

Go ahead, make us & your mom proud, or at least make us laugh.

Stay weird & good luck! 🧡

Dear Employees,

You’ve been waiting for this news! So without further ado, let’s deep dive into the pre-order details for the game.



Starting on April 7th, 18.00 UTC (2PM ETC, 6PM GMT), future employees can book their tickets to SPACE, only on the Microsoft Store.

Applicable for:

👉 Standard Edition
👉 Deluxe Bundle, that includes the base game + Cosmic Hoarder Edition

If you’re a Xbox Game Pass owner, you can also pre-order the Deluxe upgrade starting at the same date, which includes the Cosmic Hoarder Edition.

Don’t forget: the Deluxe (Bundle AND Upgrade) allows you to start the adventure on MAY 5th, you lucky you!



You can already pre-order your physical editions for consoles (PS5 only, Xbox X|S). Just head to your favorite retailer and book a copy!

One last word on the Trash Panda Suit: it’s coming for the pre-ordered editions AND the first month after release. After that, it’s gone. Possibly forever. So don’t miss out!

Stay sharp, Space Adventurers!

Kane, your Chief Happiness Officer

Billboards featuring Gunther Harrison’s massive head in downtown San Francisco? Check ✅

Shama Lama’s DING DONG Influencer Accelerator Program Extreme Routine (D.I.A.P.E.R)? Check ✅

Splitscreen & online co-op goodness beamed into your eyeballs? Check ✅

Last month had it all, & now we’re just over one month away from full-on launch mode. Deep breaths. Scream into the void. Back to excitement.

But let’s get serious for a second…

[h2]Thank you from Raccoon Logic! 🧡[/h2]

You remember that billboard we mentioned about, uh, 20 seconds ago? Well, thanks to you beautiful people, we raised a MASSIVE $7,500 for the Canadian Mental Health Association.

This donation will go a heck of a way to helping those who need it most in Canada & it’s something that’s close to everyone’s heart here at the studio.



Each link visit or QR code scan equated to a single donation for the charity & we’re extremely overwhelmed & grateful to see the response to our message. Simple. Savage. Sincerely impactful.

You’ve officially stuck it to Gunther once & you’ll get the chance to do it all over again when we launch on May 8th 🚀

[h2]Feast Your Eyes 👀[/h2]

Shama Lama’s Ding Dong Academy is now in full swing! No textbooks. No pop quizzes. Just vibes, jetpacks, & a very intense onboarding process that may or may not include sentient fungi.

During Future Games Show we revealed our latest trailer, which featured tips on becoming the galaxy’s next top influencer. If you’re into that sort of thing.

Or, in simpler terms, the four missions you’ll complete to unlock the Gold Lamé Space Suit™ as part of our Cosmic Hoarder Edition. It’s gold & shiny, what’s not to love? ✨

& in case you were busy with stuff like “chores” or “socializing” at the time, don’t worry we’ve got you covered!

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[h2]Stay Tuned… 😳[/h2]

Psssssst, there’s more!

We’re not allowed to say too much at this time, BUT what we can do is give you a cryptic little taste:



That’s it. That’s the hint. Is it a new best friend? Is it a trap? Is it both?

You’ll be seeing this lil’ guy on our socials very soon, so make sure you’re following to hear what he’s got to say 👇